SugarWords- Yeah another Fic

Terra- Do you ever sleep?

SugarWords- NOt again? Just ignore her. Okay here we go.

"You better watch out, you better not pout, you better not cry, I'm telling you why, Santa Clause is coming to town." The music blared from Starfire's room, much to Raven's annoyance. Beast Boy hummed along as he decorated the Christmas tree, Cyborg danced as he cooked theChristmas meal, and Robin was busy putting lights on the T-Tower. Christmas merriment was in the air and Raven was about to barf.

It was impossible to read her book so she decided to finish her Christmas shopping in the solitude of her room. 'Thank God for the internet!' She sat down at the black laptop and logged onto her screen name, blackbird89.

"You've got mail." She thought it was fan fiction so she opened it. "Christmas Time is here again, and you know what that means. Family! This is a time to spend with your family and friends." The Christmas message played on the screen. Raven quickly shut it off.

"That's it I can't concentrate. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and everyone is in the spirit except me. Starfire is going back to Tamara, Beast Boy is staying to watch the tower, Cyborg's visiting his grandparents, Robin is visiting Bruce." Raven started to get aggravated and her computer monitor cracked. "Great now I have to go to the mall. I might as well get Starfire so I have an excuse for going."

The mall was overcrowded, over stocked, and over priced. Starfire walked around happily, stopping to window shop every now and then. Raven had everyone's gift except for her lover boy's.

"Starfire? Do you know what Cyborg would want for Christmas?" Raven was eyeing several bumper stickers and license plates carefully. "I know he got me something really nice, and I want to make sure what I get him is special." Just then Raven turned around and saw it. The brand-new X-Box 5000, the ultimate in gaming technology, sat in the electronic store window. Cyborg had wanted it forever. Raven had just enough to get it and his favorite game Halo. Now that she was done with her shopping she wandered around with Starfire. All of a sudden she ran into the excited alien.

"Raven? Look those people need help we must assist them." Starfire grabbed Raven's hand and dragged her over to the mall Santa people.

"Oh my god! She's perfect. You're a God send! Let's get you back into makeup." A tall skinny man with a high voice was trying to push Raven into small dressing rooms.

"What are you doing?"

"Aren't you the elf we hired?"

"No, I am not."

"Heavens help me!" The man threw his hand to his head theatrically. "Will you do it? You have to I won't take no for an answer." With that he shoved Raven into the room and had the costume women dress her and place her beside Santa . . . "Faster than saying Jimmeny Cricket."

Raven was forced to play the part of Elf the entire afternoon. In the process she received bruised shins, from all the 'evil' children, and even a dose of Baby puke. All in all it was a miserable time. Santa kept reminding her to smile until her teeth hurt, and Starfire didn't help anything when she called the other Titan's. Soon everyone was there to witness her humiliation.

"You look good Raven." Beast Boy tried to help.

"Get away." A ball on the Christmas Tree broke. After that none of the parents would let the kids see Santa so Raven was released from her duties. As soon as she stepped out of the dressing room Cyborg had her in his arms and he was smothering her in kisses. She felt a lot better.

SugarWords- Beautiful Humor and Christmas Cheer.

Terra- You are making me Barf...Ah Gag!

SugarWords-I love Christmas (loads shotgun and points it at Terra)

Terra- This isn't very Christmasy (Shot gum goes off) Ahhhhhhhhh!

Sugar Words- Ther now I have some misle toe.

Terra- (looks beside her to see misle toe) You little....

SugarWords- (Holding Misle Toe over Beast Boy and kissing him) Review.