"So you're telling me, your cows froze?"

"Yes Katie. They froze."

"Since when do you live on a farm?"

"I don't. I live in the city."

"Then how do you have cows?!"

"We bought them."

"Why?!"

"They taste better fresh."

"Travis Stoll are you telling me your family keeps cows in your backyard?"

"No. I'm saying we keep cows in our apartment. Gosh Katie, do you even pay attention to me?"

"You have got to be kidding me!"

"Believe what you'd like."

"Ugh! You're so annoying."

"I love you too."

"Goodbye Travis."

"No. Katie! Don't leave me. My sweet, sweet flower!"