Issue #3548
August 24, 3122
A Royal Baby Coming Soon?
Sources close to the Royal Family are now suggesting that our own Queen America may be pregnant. Rumors began during King Maxon's 21st Birthday Ball when Queen America, who has been known to drink like the Italians, declined a drink, not once, but five times throughout the evening. The King and Queen's brief departure in the middle of the ball combined with the noticeably happier smiles the two monarch wore upon there arrival back in the party led to these new speculations. Our sources offer up that King Maxon appeared to never take his eyes off our Queen, let alone leave her side for longer than a moment. No official word from the palace yet on whether there is any truth to this rumors. It is likely that nothing will be heard for many more months, but if our beloved Queen is expecting, may we be the first to offer our sincere congratulations. More on this story as information becomes available.