Here's to happily populating our little fandom! Here's a short story with small portion sizes, with an M.O.M. Classification Scheme theme.
But before you read, this piece has an unofficial predecessor! Becoming Mrs. Fantastic can be found on the profile, and could be good to read first (but doesn't need to be).
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Newton's Taxonomies
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Introductory Note
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I am writing my name here, in this journal, so that I am not forgotten.
Newton Artemis Fido Scamander.
Just in case my research this time around is never completed, I would implore my (likely male) readers to gather my remaining notes and publish the publish-worthy (be a good chap, won't you), since the inherent dangers of this sort of important endeavor are well documented.
At this point in my life, I believe myself to have the preliminary credentials to even attempt this project: Order of Merlin, Second Class. Magizoologist and Ministry Consultant. The Man Who Tried.
There are a great many mysteries of the world, friend, but I fear that among the most difficult subjects, many if not all of them center around the creatures that we call women. Human females, usually developing to womanhood at late-teens, some acquiring full power over her status much earlier, others later. Not to be confused with grandmothers, who are lovely, and universally acknowledged as the warmest, wisest people to grace this good earth.
Anyhow, regarding women…
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