Chapter 1 The Morning After
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A/N Just a warning, some sexual references But this is why its rated R.- Anata Oka-san
"Huh!" Harry Potter awoke with a start, rubbing his head. "What
happ…" he cut short as he rolled over to see a passed out, piss-
drunk, Pansy Parkingson. He crawled over to her to check if she was still breathing "heh heh wore her out did I !" he chuckled tohimself in triumph.
"Oh my god it's that Slytherin Slut, Pansy!" he noticed, disgusted. Just then the
dormitory door swung open with such speed that Harry would have
gasped if Pansy hadn't clamped her hand over his mouth.
"Shhhhh" she purred in his ear "He'll hear us" "I've put your
invisibility cloak to good use, he can't see us." They waited in
silence as Ron futilely looked around the room for his Defense
Against the Dark Arts homework. "A bit daft isn't he?" she asked
playfully "Why, I don't see how you can stand him." She added when he left
"Wha why?" he said, snapping out of his trance. "What would you know about him!"
He said, trying to pull himself together but all the while goggling at her, " She does look quite shagable…for a Slytherin" but he was still trying to figure out why the hell she was in his bed. "Well
YOU'RE smart, funny, attractive…." She broke off as she
glanced down, noting the tent in the sheets. "Oh, I thought you
would have been tired out after all of last night's "festivities" but I
guess you're what they call "long lasting" she said with an impish
grin." Gaspum uhh" he said struggling to hide his "joy" under a
pillow. "It's all right" "Do you want another go?" she said while stroking "him". "um uhh" he replied stupidly. "Why I'm I being so daft!" "Say yes to another good shag!" "But what happened last night, I can't remember!" "I'll take that for a yes" she replied hungrily, getting into "position". "Wait uhhhh………. WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!" He managed to choke out while pushing her away from his side of the bed. "What was that!" "Completely idiotic move I don't want to talk, a want to shag!" he thought angrily. "Well she is a Slytherin of course…" "Oh, all right" she replied with a sigh "Well first off what do you remember?" she asked "About last night?" he replied "Yes silly, what do you think I ment!" she snorted with exasperation. "Oh yea, last night, right…" "I'm waiting cutie" she giggled. "Ok, I remember that Seamus Finnigan had smuggled a few kegs of firewisky down to the dungeons for a party." "Go on" she replied listening boredly.
"Oh yea, I remember seeing you there….hey weren't you Malfoy's date?" "Oh, we have to, it's a pureblooded thing… anyway, Draco gets "tired" very easily if you know what I mean" She added with a smirk. "Wow she really IS a slut!" "That's my kind of girl" "Wait what am I saying? She's a Slytherin!" he thought angrily. "Ummm….well that's all I really remember" he said, embarrassed. "Oh really?" she said with raised eyebrows. "Well when you came, you were with Hermione but after the Firewiskey kicked in…… well lets just say you opened up the "body shop". "Yess score!" he thought with a smirk. "Well after a while you asked me to come to bed with you, I saw that you were tireless after shagging a good number of other girls, so I gave you a try seeing as I was already "done" with Draco long before that.. "Wait who exactly DID I shag?" he interrupted with a note of panic in his voice. "Well there were quite a few… Lavender Brown, Parvati Pital, A couple of third years, two fourth years, oh yea, Cho,
Cho Chang"To Be Continued
A/N This is my first fic, whoot GD-7 is an awesome writer (Flight of the Thestrals). By the way on the whole harry /cho thing I'm not referring to the book. If you want to know what you'll have to read ch2. Also as I love reviews try to keep them G rated because my mom sometimes reads my e-mail by accident as we share the same e-mail address. Thanks for taking your time to read this! – Anata Oka-san