Just a quick oneshot :D (This story would have been based around the 2nd / 3rd series)
I do not own iCarly
The iCarly gang were in the studio preparing tonight's iCarly.
'Ok', Carly said, 'So far we're doing , turtle races , playing some sent in videos and a new messing with Lewbert. We've got a gap for 1 extra thing, any ideas?' She said looking at Sam and Freddie for an answer.
'Oh!, I know! Bikini dog food fights! That was awesome last time! 'cept we need two willing volunteers…' she said, glancing at Freddie, bikini in hand.
'No way am I wearing a bikini for the whole internet to see' Freddie moaned.
Sam turned to Carly, 'Carly, call Gibby, tell him he's coming on iCarly tonight.'
A few second later when Carly had returned from making the call she found Sam chasing Freddie around the studio.
'This could end badly', she thought and quickly pushed the two apart.
'Freddifer' , Sam began, 'Would you be willing to participate in the bikini dog fight if in return you could kiss Carly?'
'Sure!' Freddie just about shouted , agreeing instantly.
Sam then pushed Freddie onto the floor and started tugging off his jeans to force him into the bikini.
'No! Sam!, Carly, make her stop!' Freddie yelled realising he had forgotten to wear his antibacterial underpants.
Then the worst thing ever happened to Freddie. Sam pulled as hard as she could and Freddie was left lying face down on the floor of the iCarly studio half naked.
Both girls gasped and Carly looked away quickly but Sam continued to stare .
'Sam!, let him get up and put the bikini on without you staring at him' Carly said.
Sam thought about this for a while before replying , ' It's not like he's got anything to hide, I mean he probably hasn't even got balls yet!'
Freddie's face flushed bright red as he stood up and moved his hands away from his 'area'.
Sam and Carly blushed and this time they both turned away super quick.
'Freddie! Put it away! Ugh! Quick!'
That was a very awkward day in the iCarly Studio :D