"Interestingly enough as a shinobi you are in fact NOT aloud to "Wing it." "We are a well respected, well known, and well trained, and foremost well paid military force with a heavy bases on murder, territorial rivalry, extortion, theft, political sabotage, and swarming the poor fucks who decide to hire untrained mercenaries over our far superior services." "Oh sure we will once in a while do a little good, end a war that spans decades, help some old women with her groceries i don't care because hell...sometimes good just pays better."
The three young Genin on the roof stared at their newly anointed Sensei. The odd change between the lazy attitude the man boasted when they first met in the academy classroom to the sudden severe annoyance that he now portrayed, was as shocking as it was sudden.
The speaker was a man of 27 years of age he had a shock of silver hair and a mask covering the bottom half of his face and with a Konoha headband worn crooked covering one of his dark eyes. He wore the standard procedure military gear of a Konoha shinobi that being a green flack sleeveless jacket, black pants, sandals, and a navy long sleeve undershirt.
Not giving them time to react to this astonishing change in character, the silver haired man continued with his passionate rant. " There was another group of young expectant Shinobi who decided to take an alternate, nonviolent route, and join our over paid, over privileged, brothers and sisters in the Administration office. They get a PowerPoint presentation and cookies for their introduction into the corps." "And if there is one thing I should teach you before you go down this career path is that in this cold bitch of a universe you don't get a damn easy way out."
Clearing his throat the speaker continued "now that we got that out of the way why don't we get to know each other. Introduce yourselves tell me your name, likes and dislikes, personal goals, and skill set."
Still somewhat befuddled the only female of the group slowly raised her hand. She had striking and unusual bubblegum pink hair paired with just as unusual emerald eyes , she wore a red Chinese style dress, bike shorts and shinobi sandals. Crowning her outfit was her metal plated headband with a leaf design representing her status as a Kanoha Shinobi.
"Um sensei shouldn't you go first to give us a proper demonstration on what to do" she asks tentatively?
Sighing in annoyance the aforementioned sensei condescendingly sneered "Oh fine I didn't think I would need to teach you the all-powerful ninja art of the common human interaction but for the sake of my job I will comply." Face turning red the girl was about to shout her rage only to be interrupted by the sarcastic man. "My name is Kakashi Hatake, i am an elite Jonin of Kanoha, my likes include shinobi who can do there damn job properly without killing themselves. My dislikes are ninja who endanger and/or humiliate there team and the Leaf while simultaneously fucking up the mission. My future life goals include living another day and the nice 16oz bottle of Brisbury Champaign on my night desk, moving on." Kakashi points his finger at the girl "Understand now? Good cause it's your turn now girl."
Smoothing down her dress the girl spoke. "My name is Sakura Haruno i like...somebody." Glancing at a boy with dark hair Sakura blushes and continues her introduction." "My plans for the future..." once again Sakura flirtatiously glances at the dark haired boy. "and might i inquire on to your all important dislikes girl?" Kakashi asks sarcastically." Sakura scowled "Naruto" she States emphatically. The blond haired boys shoulders dropped in depression. Haughtily sniffing Sakura sat back down "you" Kakashi pointed at the blonde-haired boy sitting to the right hand side of Sakura "With the Great fashion sense introduce yourself."
The blonde haired boy in question had an odd outfit he wore he wore a bright orange and blue jumpsuit as well as the traditional Leaf headband and sandals he had blonde hair and blue eyes.
Seeming to have Shrugged off his depression the boy grinned and jovially and announced in a loud tone "my name is Naruto Uzumaki I like ramen and I hate the three minutes it takes to cook ramen and my goal is to one day become the Hokage!" Kakashi massaged his temples this ones going to be a loud one, "Well that was a straightforward introduction unpleasant, unoriginal, and overall annoying, but straightforward. Frowning Naruto sat back down.
Gesturing to the boy with black hair Kakashi told him to start his introduction snorting the dark-haired boy stood up he wore a High collared dark blue shirt, white shorts, and Shinobi sandals. he had black hair, and black eyes, and if you asked Kakashi a black empty place in his head. Snorting the boy began his introduction "My name is Sasuke Uchiha I have very few like and many dislikes my goal for the future is to... kill a certain man." Internally groaning at the rather negative prospect that was his team Kakashi stood up from his spot on the roof.
Clapping his hands he called for their attention. "Okay kids now that we have that out of the way why don't I tell you another little truth you have in fact not graduated the academy yet." All 3 kids immediately stiffened at the information that was harshly being fed to them. "But sensei" Sakura yelled "We have already passed the exam shouldn't we be done with our Academy years?" That's my dear little prospective student is only half true.
"What did you think we're actually going to send you out into the field with only a few easy to counter Jutsu a sub par taijutsu style and a few bits of knowledge?" fidgeting slightly Sakura averted her gaze "well the academy said" No Kakashi interrupted ignoring her "That would be a terrible idea the chances of you being in the same mentality as well trained killer is 0, and then you're fighting this enemy Shinobi who have decades of work in the field and before you know it...or I can file a document for a new recruit that was killed in action on their first mission you'd be dead and I have to pick out what other little meat Shield would take your place."
The three possible leaf ninja had differentiating reactions to Kakashi's statement Sakura seem to be appalled. Naruto had a look of both shock and confusion. while Sasuke had who was trying to feign and look of indifference, and failing had a look of someone who was trying to desperately analyze the situation.
"Wait Sensei" Naruto tried to object. "Tomorrow your actual test begins" Kakashi continued. "Don't bother to eat breakfast because you throw it up anyway also I should mention if you fail this test you're going straight back to the academy this time with the addition of some extra remedial classes good luck." He sang out as he teleported away leaving his confused might be students behind questioning what will come tomorrow.