Bowser and Pinkie's Super Bizarre Saga.
In a far away land known as the Mushroom Kingdom, a king was preparing his next invasion. He rose from his throne and walked to the balcony. He wasn't your typical looking king; in fact he wasn't even human. His appearance was that of a giant yellow turtle with a green shell covered in spikes, red hair, bushy eyebrows and set of horns on his head. Each step he took as he walked on his two feet shook the room. He stood out on the balcony, witnessing his army prepare themselves.
As he looked over his troops, something caught his attention. A group of his minions, a trio of bizarre brown creatures who were only composed of a head and two feet, were slacking off, playing cards.
How in the world do they do that with no arms? He thought to himself. Tabling his curiosity, he looked over to the trio and gave them a royal order. "Hey you lousy Goombas! Quit playing around and get back to work! Things better be ready when I get down there or you three'll be in a world of hurt!"
The startled trio dropped their cards and looked up to their leader, bouncing around in as they answered.
"Y-Y-Yes lord Bowser!"
"Right away your nastiness!"
"Aww and I was winning big—I mean yes sir!"
The three ran off, muttering between themselves as they left.
Bowser, king of the Koopa kingdom, leader of the Koopa troop and self proclaimed most awesome guy around, resumed observing his collection of minions sprawled out before him. As he continued looking over his soldiers, someone approached.
"Your gnarliness, preparations have been completed. The troops are ready and the Mega Pipe is up and running."
Bower looked back and saw that it was one of his high ranking officers. He wore a blue robe and wizard's hat with a white brim on the hat and edge of his sleeves. As he watched his king turn to face him, standing much taller than him, he adjusted the set of round glasses resting on his beak. "We all await your order sire."
Bowser took one look at his subordinate, his sharp teeth flashed as he smiled. "Excellent. Soon the Mushroom Kingdom will be mine. Have the troops report inside the castle; we'll begin shortly."
As Bowser walked back inside the robed creature went to the edge of the balcony. "Everyone listen up! Report to the main chamber! The plan starts soon!"
Inside the colossal pillar lined stone chamber, the various creatures that made up Bowser's army filled the room. They were bickering amongst themselves, squeezed tightly in the room, as they waited for the large red curtain in the front to open.
"Give me some space."
"Move your shell."
"I can't Breath!"
"Mrph!"
All the lights went off, silencing the crowd and A voice rang out throughout the chamber.
"And now, give it up for the one, the only, the king of all Koopas, Bowser!"
He burst forth from behind the curtains, waving both claws in the air in celebration. The crowd was going wild, confetti and streamers were flying like crazy as the crowd cheered their leader. He moved up, stopping next to a lever, and addressed his minions.
"Listen up, today's the day we finally take over the Mushroom Kingdom. Thanks to the Mega Warp Pipe, we'll surprise Peach's Castle and take over easy. Not even Mario will be fast enough to stop us this time!"
His minions jovially jumped and cheer.
"Yeah!"
"He so Awesome!"
"Bowser's the greatest!"
"Mrph!"
After riling up his troops, Bowser pulled the lever next to him. The crowd went silent again as the room began to shake. Outside, Bowser's castle started to rise up from the ground. Flames shot out from the rocket placed under the building as it rose up. Now airborne, the Koop king's fortress began to move over to a gigantic green pipe that popped out of the ground. The flying structure landed on top of the pipe with a thud. After landing, the castle descended into the pipe, making an odd sound as it sank. Inside of the castle, things were going crazy. The interior was spinning; everyone inside was flying about helplessly as the castle seemed to be in an endless freefall.
Without warning, the castle abruptly landed and everyone inside hit the ground. Groans and moans from the troops reverberated through the chamber as everyone staggered back onto their feet. Shaking away the dazed feeling in his head, Bowser looked over his still recovering army.
"We've arrived. Battle stations everyone! Our Invasion of the Mushroom Kingdom starts now.
The battalion approached the castle city, exhausted from the farther than expected march they made to get there. As the neared the city walls, Bowser heard the sounds of battle horns being played; their enemy was preparing to confront them.
"CHARGE!" Bowser yelled out as his army proceeded inside the city.
Inside of the castle a pegasus clad in gold armor hurried to the throne room to warn his princesses. "Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Canterlot is under attack!"
The two pegasus unicorns jolted up from their thrones upon hearing the news. Standing a few feet away from them where their six guest, all of them gasping at the news.
"Who would do such a thing?" Celestia asked.
"I do not know your majesty; they appear to be a bunch of bizarre creatures the likes of which I've never seen," answered the guard.
"Quickly then, we must bolster our defenses and drive back these invaders!" Luna ordered.
Back outside, the attacking force was making their way towards the castle. In between the two armies, soldier where asking themselves similar questions.
"What are these things?"
"Never seen a Toad like these before."
"Were being invaded by turtles?"
"Why are these things so colorful?"
"Did that bullet have arms and eyes?"
In the thick of the battlefield, Bowser was slowly making his way towards the castle. As the Koopa moved forward, he was assaulted by the hooves of a squadron of pegasi knights that flew overhead. Not wanting to put up with these strange annoyances, he grabbed one of his minions. "Let's see how you Toads like a taste of a Bom-omb." With soldier in hand, Bowser exhaled a small bit of fire from his mouth, igniting the wick on the black orb's head. He then tossed the ignited soldier up towards the flying knights. As the wick burned down the bom-omb exploded, knocking the squad out of the sky.
Grinning from dispatching the annoyance, Bowser continued making his way forward while all around him the two armies continued to fight. Ponies were being hit by turtle shells, Goombas were being stomped flat, Koopa shell were sliding across the battlefield and bom-ombs went off in the distance.
Now at the main gate of the castle, the only thing standing in his way a group of armored unicorns holding large shields up to block the entrance.
"Hold the line ponies! We must not let this fiend breach the castle!" one solider cried out.
"Gwahaha! You think this'll stop me from getting the princess. Outta my way you strange looking Toads!"
Bowser cocked back and threw a mighty punch. The force caused him to slide forward. The blockade of knights was no match for his attack. They were knocked away like bowling pins as Bowser slid inside.
In the throne room, the princesses and their six esteemed guests were discussing how to handle the urgent matter at hand.
"We should be out there helping in the fight." The light blue pegasus suggested.
"I agree with Rainbow Dash, I just don't feel right standing around like this," the orange earth pony wearing a cowboy hat concurred.
The white unicorn with purple hair turned to face her. "We don't even know what these things are Applejack, let alone what they are capable of."
As the girls were in the middle of a discussion, something busted into the room.
"Aaaaah!" yelled out a group of guards as they were plowed away by the force of the intruder's fist. Sprawled about the front of room, the guards lay unconscious. "I'm sorry your highnesses," one guard uttered before passing out.
Bowser now stood at the entrance of the throne room. He looked back at the trail of destruction he made in getting there. "Bwahaha! Told you those defenses won't stop me. Now, where are you princess?" He turned and saw the eight strange creatures. "Where's the princess?" he asked again in a confused tone.
Rainbow Dash charges forward with one hoof pointing straight towards his face. "If you want the princess, you're gonna have to go through me first."
The sudden attack surprised Bowser, as he took the hoof straight to the snot. Enraged by the sudden strike, he took a deep breath and exhaled.
"Ghaaaaa!"
Flames shot out from his mouth aiming straight for Rainbow Dash. Focusing his breath attack, he aimed his breath upward to hit her, but the fast moving target managed to avoid it. Ending his flame attack, he looked over to the other ponies. "So you punks are the last thing in my way? Guess I better deal with you quickly before he shows up then."
Facing off against the six ponies while the princesses watched from further back, Bowser moved in to punch one of them. As his scaly fist flew forward, Applejack hopped over it, dodging his attack as she landed her hooves on his head before jumping off. Following up her friend's attack, the purple unicorn used some strange power to levitate a table and toss it forward.
Seeing the hovering stand coming straight at him, he countered by punching it to pieces.
"Nice try Twilight," Rainbow Dash said. "Now let see if he can do that again with something moving a lot faster."
Not missing a beat he looked at Rainbow Dash as she rose up to the ceiling and dive-bombed towards him. Quickly retracting into his shell, Bowser avoided Rainbow's powerful hoof stomp. Fed up with these nuisances, Bowser popped out of his shell and took another deep breath, this time aiming at the group in front of him.
"Come on Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash called out to the other pegasus with a light yellow coat and pink hair.
Catching on to what her friend had in mind, Fluttershy extended her hooves to her friends. "Twilight, Rarity, grab on tight please." With her friends holding on to her, she flew upward.
Rainbow Dash did the same with her other two friends. "Come on Pinkie Pie, AJ. Let's go." In a similar fashion, the two friends latched on and she rose up.
Both pegasus managed to ascend just before Bowser release a powerful wave of heat from his mouth. As he continued to breathe out flames, he tilted his head upward to catch the dodging ponies.
He noticed that something was off. As he aimed up, his breath didn't seem to reach them. The massive turtle took a second shot a roasting the mares. Again his breath didn't reach them, even worse it seemed as though it was diminishing with each passing second. Confused, he paused and looked over to the two pegasus unicorns further back; their horns were aglow with the aura of their magic coursing through them.
"It's you two, you're the reason my fires so wimpy," Bowser stated as he stamped his foot on the ground. He aimed a fist straight at them.
Bowser shot forward, his sliding punch heading straight for Luna and Celestia.
"Princess!" The ponies in the air cried out as Bower moved in.
Just inches away from the sisters, he came to a stop; an aura had surrounded his body and immobilized him. Hearing the girls up above, he looked around. "Princess? I don't see Princess Pea—oof!" He was suddenly cut off by the group of hooves that slammed on top of him as the girls dropped back down. Before he could attack or even speak another word. Luna and Celestia both used their magic to toss him out of the castle.
"Nooooooo!" He cried as his body smashed through the wall and continued to soar away.
As he flew, he noticed his army continued to fight against the army of pony knights outside. His body continued to fly away until it came to a brief and painful stop.
"Gack!" he grunted as the back of his shell slammed into something hard. Bouncing off whatever he hit, he landed on his stomach with a hard thud in front of it.
Lifting himself off the ground and shacking away the dizziness, he looked up to see what he hit. To his surprise it was a statue, and an odd one at that. "Stupid statue, I almost broke my back on it." He observed the stone figure. "Man that is one ugly statue." He couldn't help but laugh at such a strange artwork. "Look at that ugly face it's making."
Continuing to insult the statue, Bowser started to wallop it to relieve the anger he built up from being forcefully ejected earlier. As he continued to wail on the statue, cracks began to form. They spread until the stone figure broke apart.
"Yeah, take that for hurting my back you ugly statue," he happily stated.
As the dust from the collapsed stature settled, Bowser noticed something still standing where the stone figure formerly stood. Before him was a creature with a pony like head, a set of non-matching horns a snakes tail, two different looking wings, and a bunch of other random body parts.
"You mean something that ugly actually exist," he said.
The odd thing stretched its arms out and gave a weary yawn. It looked over to the Koopa and gave him a big smile.
"Why hey their big guy, I guess I have you to thank for my impromptu release. What's your name?"
"Bowser. King Bow—"
"Bowser? What an odd name, then again you are an odd looking turtle."
"Like your one to talk."
"Anyway, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Discord, the spi—"
"Save it, I don't have time for weirdoes. I've got a kingdom to take over."
Discord's eyes grew wide with intrigue. "Did you say take over the kingdom?"
"Yeah me and my army are gonna kidnap the princess and take over."
"You have an army?"
"Oh course I'm the Koopa king after all. An awesome king like me's gotta have an army."
Discord's intrigue spiked again. "An army you say, such a fascinating idea."
"Yup nothing stands up to the Koopa troop."
"An army, yes that would be interesting… " Discord snapped his fingers in revelation. "Then it's decided. I am going to borrow your army to have a little fun."
Bowser slowly nodded, "Mmhm, that sound reasonable… Wait what?"
With a snap of his fingers, Discord materialized a cage around Bowser. Not about to let himself be imprisoned, he socked the bars, breaking free. He throws another fist, sliding towards Discord but he vanished in a flash of light, reappearing behind him. "My you certainly are a strong one. I have to remember to avoid those fists of yours."
Aggravated with the strange fellow, Bowser unleashed his fire breath on him.
"Save your breath," Discord said as he made a fire extinguisher appear to douse out the flames. "After being imprisoned, I don't want to spend my free time playing here with an overgrown turtle. I have chaos to spread and a new army to have fun with."
Bowser ceased his attack and snarled at him. "Hah! You think my loyal soldiers will side with you? You're crazier than you look. And you looked pretty crazy to begin with. If anyone is taking over the Mushroom Kingdom it's me, not some put together mishmash of a zoo."
Discord looked at Bowser, thrown off by something he said. "The 'Mushroom Kingdom' you say?" He scratched his chin, taking a few seconds to ponder the meaning. "Oh I get it now. Silly turtle, it seems you've traveled far away from you home."
"Now what are you talking about?"
"Oh I'd hate to ruin surprises, but since you did just free me and gave me an army of my own to play with, I guess I can tell you this. You're not in the 'Mushroom Kingdom'. This, my heavyset chum, is the kingdom of Equestria."
"Equestrywha?" Bowser put his claw to his chin tilting his head as he pondered about what this all meant. "Hmm… That would explain the different castle. And why all the Toads look different. And why those six girls were there to stop me instead of Mario. This means… my plan has gone to waste."
"Well maybe for you they have. But thanks to you screw up, I'm free again. Plus you brought me an army I can spread all sorts of chaos with."
Bowser looked at Discord with a smirk. "Like I said chump, my soldiers ain't siding with you."
Discord returned the smirk with one of his own. "Oh we'll see about that. By the way, did you mention something about six girls?"
"Yeah, those pests got in my way earlier, What about it?"
Snapping his fingers while laughing maniacally, Discord vanished with a flash of light, leaving Bowser alone at the front of giant hedge maze.
He looked at the giant wall of plants, realizing the only way back was through it. "Great, now I gotta figure my way outta here and back to my troops," he said as he started to make his way down the maze.
While Bowser was busy finding his way around, Discord had appeared before the massive warzone taking place outside the castle. He hovered there enjoying the sheer calamity caused by the assortment of soldiers that made up the Koopa troop. The clouds above him begin to swirl about, reacting to his power. Some Canterlot soldiers took notice of the villain flying overhead.
"Look, it's Discord! He's been set free again! We must warn the princesses immediately!"
With a sinister smile smacked wide on his face, Discord begins to enact his plan.
Back in the hedge maze, what Bowser thought would be a simple puzzle had become a mind bending challenge that was taking him hours.
"Grrrrr! What's with this stupid maze! I've been here forever and no sign of an exit yet. Oh forget this."
Giving up on finding the exit the traditional way, he went for a more conventional method. His fist went flying through the wall of flowers, his body following right behind. Sliding to a stop in another part of the maze, a sudden sensation engulfed his body.
"Ouch!" He cried out as his body started to turn red with scratches he received from rushing through the wall of flowers. "Stupid flowers! Let's see how you like some of this."
Exhaling flames, Bowser set the hedge wall ablaze. "Ha! That what you get for *Chough* scratching up my *garf* handsome scales *Hack*." The fire started to spread quickly. Surrounded by intense flames, he realized too late that setting a hedge maze on fire while you're still in it may not have been the best idea. "Uh oh."
While a certain Koopa discovered a new way to motivate himself through a maze, Discord had already gone well underway with his plans. Canterlot was completely ravaged, the castle guards lay everywhere, overwhelmed by Discord's surprise attack. Dozens of soldiers belonging to the Koopa kingdom were standing outside, all of them mindlessly chanting.
"Go Discord, he's our man! If he can't do it, that's probably because he didn't want to do it to begin with! Yay Discord!"
"Isn't it great to work for such an awesome draconequus like him? Man I love chaos!"
The crowd's cheering was interrupted by the cries of a creature being roasted. They all turned to their left to see what was causing the racket.
"Aaaaaaaah!" Bowser yelled as he ran through the hedge wall and fell before the crowd. The crowd stood silent, still looking at the smoldering, twitching body. Getting up, Bowser brushed off the leaves and ash that covered him and looked to his soldiers. "What are you all doing just standing around? Don't you see your king needed help?"
The crowd gave him odd looks. Bowser could hear the murmurs among his troops.
"Who's this weirdo?"
"What's he talking about being our 'king'?"
"How dare he try to compare himself to lord Discord!"
The crowd quickly turned sour, they began tossing things as him.
"You're no King!"
"Lord Discord is our leader!"
Blocking the incoming projectiles with his arm, Bowser yelled back at the crowd. "This is treason! You'll all pay for this."
"Oh now this guy's trying to bully us, let's get him!"
The enraged crowd rushed him, ready to defend the honor of their lord. Bowser prepared to fend them off. "You guys think you can take me? I'll show you why I'm the king."
Meanwhile, inside of Canterlot Castle, one pony was running down the hallway making for the exit. Behind her, Discord's shadow could be seen on the wall. Making it outside, she saw the chaos before her. Hundreds of pony knights along with the invading soldiers were lying all over the place, exhausted from battle. Over by the ash pile of what was once the royal hedge maze, more of the strange invaders were piled up. She didn't know where to go, so she just made a dash towards the statue garden where she ran into a group of strange creatures.
"Hey you, Pinky," called out one of the creatures. "Have you seen a big ugly guy around? Kind of looked like me only bigger, fatter, with red hair and a spiky shell."
"That jerks insulted master Discord and beat a bunch of us up." A second strange creature in a red hooded robe wearing a white mask strapped to its face added.
"We got him on the run but he gave us the slip. We gotta find him." A little brown creature with no arms informed
Pinkie looked at the group and realized they had no idea who she was. "Umm, I think he want that way." She said while pointing a hoof off in the distance.
"Thanks!" They all said as they ran off.
Continuing her escape, she found a large pile of bushes she could hide in. She sat there and took a short respite.
Pinkie had suddenly jumped into Bowser's hiding spot. Normally he'd kicked her out, but considering the circumstances, it was not the time to make a scene. Plus he saw how she misled the group chasing him. "Thanks," he whispered.
Pinkie looked behind her and noticed the large creature sitting behind her. She was about to scream but caught herself, covering her mouth with her hooves. She recognized the Koopa. "It's you, Bowser."
He looked back at her, surprised she knew him. "Hmm? Who are you?"
"My name is Pinkie Pie."
"Well it was nice meeting yah Pinkie but I gotta get going, Now that I've rested up a bit, I gotta go settle a score with that freak."
Pinkie looked a little disappointed, because she didn't get an opportunity to make a friends, but now wasn't the right moment for that. "Oh. Okay."
Poking his out of the bush to check if the coast was clear, Bowser popped out and started making his way to the castle. Pinkie, now alone, was thinking of what to do next.
Earlier, when she was still with her friends, they were preparing to face off against Discord. They all had their Element of Harmony and were about to head out. That's when they came in. Overwhelmed and caught off guard, they didn't stand a chance. They fought as best as they could but those creatures just kept coming. The strange invaders carried her friends and the princesses away. Pinkie managed to slip away, hearing the mad laughter of Discord behind her as she ran.
Back in the bush, Pinkie motivated herself. "It's up to me now, I have to go and save my friends."
"Do you think you can?" a familiar voice questioned.
Pinkie looked to the source of the voice and gasped.
Discord pulled her out from the hiding spot. "Ah Pinkie Pie, I found you. You know, I was always really good at hide and seek. Now the game is over. I've already caught your friends and now it's your turn to join them." He pulled her close and gave her a strange hypnotic stare. "Come now Pinkie, where's that smile? I thought you loved to smile smile smi—ack!"
Something had suddenly interrupted Discord. Pinkie was dropped to the ground as the draconequus's body was sent back. She looked over to see what happened. There she saw the familiar spiky shell of the fellow from before.
"That's for taking my minions!" Bowser hollered to the decked creature in the distance.
Discord flapped his wings and got up "Well-well-well. What a surprise, you made it here. I thought you'd still be in the maze… "He looked over to the burned down hedges. "Oh. Well I should have expected as much. But anyway, what do you think? Not too shabby work for using an army for my first time, wouldn't you say?"
"I gotta admit it's not that bad. That is if it was your army to begin with. Now give me back my troops or I'm gonna have to beat each soldier outta you."
Discord sighed hearing the threat. "Resulting to such violence, are you sure you know how to use an army?" Snapping his fingers, he summoned a group of Koopa Troop minions. "You see Bowser you gotta use your minions more." He pointed over to the two of them. "Boys, you see those two over. I want you to capture the pink one and bring her to me, as for the fat ugly one you can beat to a pulp for all I care." Cackling like mad once more, he vanished.
The duo stood against the approaching swarm. Bowser was ready to fight. Besides him, Pinkie, unfamiliar with this sort of thing, stood there in confusion. Realizing he's on his own, Bowser charged in and landed blow after blow, knocking away his former minions one after another. The attacking swarm managed to get in a few hits of their own against the big turtle. Bowser Prepared to unleash his signature flame breath on the crowd. As he breathed in, a group of Goombas kicked the shells of the Koopas in front of them. As Bowser exhaled, the shell passed through the fires unscathed.
"Gaaah" he groaned, stopping his attack as the shells struck him. Reaching his limit, he fell to his knees in exhaustion.
Pinkie who had been watching the entire time, felt completely helpless seeing Bowser fight a losing battle. Suddenly inspiration struck her. She moved in and whispered her Idea to his ear. To worn out to question, he simply nodded his head. The soldiers were closing in but stopped when Bowser unexpectedly rolled up into a ball, his spiky shell became the only exterior. Unsure of what to make of the move, the advancing unit continued their charge.
"Alright Bowsie, here we go." Pinkie Pie announced.
"Just hurry up! And no nicknames!" He answered.
Pinkie hopped up top of the spiked ball, and began to trot. The ball began moving, heading over to the crowd. The charging squad turned and ran away as the Bowser ball rolled after them. With Pinkie Pie, galloping at full speed and controlling its direction they rolled around, crushing the troops. Pinkie hopped off, landing on one of the Goombas, flattening it as her hooves. She bounced off and landed on another, repeating the process on seven others before she hopped back on the rolling ball to deal with the final foe. With the squad dispatched Bowser un-tucked himself back to normal and Pinkie Pie jumped off his back and stood beside him.
"We make a pretty good team, huh Bowsie?"
He looked away, hiding his face. "Whatever."
Cutting in was the familiar sound of Discord popping in. He looked over the results of the battle and smiled. "You two actually managed to fend off those soldiers. You're both more capable than I thought, plus a lot of fun to watch. I have an Idea." He ported in close to them, leaning his head in between theirs. "Since you two seem to make a rather amusing team, how about we play a little game."
Bowser reached for his scrawny neck. "I don't like games, especially with someone who goes and takes my army."
Dodging his claws, Discord went on. "Oh come now Bowser, nopony likes a spoilsport."
"I ain't a pony."
"Well if you ever wish to get your army and castle back as well as a way back to your home, you'd best play along."
"Come on Bowsie, It could be fun." Pinkie added.
Discord joined Pinkie's side and both of them gave him a gleeful smile. "See, even Pinkie is game. So what do you say?"
"Fine…"
"Excellent! Now here are the rules. Pinkie, I've scattered your friends about Equestria. In order to save them you'll need to head to where they're located. And Bowser, they're each being accompanied by one of your generals, so it would be in your interest to tag along with her."
Bowser raised an eyebrow at the odd instruction. "What are you up to? You're giving us a chance. I don't get it."
"Silly turtle, haven't you heard the saying 'Let the good times roll'?" he said while spinning a noise rattler. He points to Pinkie Pie, "So then, you need to go and save your friends." He then points to Bowser. "And you need to recover your generals and pretty much the rest of your army. So how bout you both work together. It's going to be hysterical seeing you two."
Both Pinkie and Bowser stare at each other. Pinkie smiles while Bowser sighs.
"If you two are going to try and stop me, might I suggest heading into the Everfree Forest first. Good luck you two. I'm hoping you like the surprise I have in store." Laughing to himself, Discord vanished in a flash, leaving the two of them standing there.
After the exhausting run in, Bowser looked over to the woods where his castle stood and started heading towards it.
"So let's start heading over to save our friend." Pinkie said
He looked over to her and snorted. "Go yourself; I'm heading for my castle."
Pinkie stopped in her tracks, surprised by his statement. "Huh? But we've got to save our friends."
Bowser just kept walking. "No. You have to save your friends; I just have to get back to my world. I don't need to do anything for those deserters."
"But. Wait. Bowser, wait up!"
Pinkie started following him as they both made the long travel to the forest. Bowser stopped and faced her.
"I don't need some pink pony following me around. So get lost!"
"What are you gonna do when Discord shows up again, huh?" She asked.
"Punch his ugly mug."
"What about over in the castle. If I didn't help, you'd have been in trouble."
Bowser kept silent. She was right, but he wasn't about to admit it.
"Whatever. You can follow me up to my castle, but once were there we split way. Got it?"
Pinkie Pie felt as though she had started to get him to warm up, if only very slightly. She knew this was going to be a challenge, but if anyone was going to get someone like him to open up and be friendly it would be her.
"Alright then, let's head over to your castle Bowsie."
"Stop calling me that!"