Ok, my cousin came up with this and she's very proud of this piece and so am I. I know it's only 1 paragraph but it's so funny.
Not recommended for Edward fans.
Disclaimer: My cousin and I do not own anything Twilight. But SM does.
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One day Edward was sitting on the porch of his new home. When out of the blue came a dart. It pierced Edward in the heart and he fell down dead. Bella came out and gazed down at his body. "Dang you Edward!! I thought you were a real vamp and everything and it ended up that you lied to me!!!" She suddenly screamed...and that's the end.
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I hope you liked it!