Don't kill me, please! I-I've been kinda stuck on Say Goodbye and Water Kisses (Which I was to lazy update status/ mention is PruCan-inated) so… This was inspired by something my friend can I came up with while RPing together…
Anyways, please enjoy!
"Hey Mattie! Hurry and finish putting that lib-balm on and we can go!" Gilbert looked at his friend, fixing the tie-clasp on his necktie. They were about to head out to the world meeting together, seeing as the small hotel they had been shoved into (Courtesy of Italy's forgetfulness) only had room for two or three to a suite.
Matthew scoffed, holding the tube halfway to his face. "It's chap stick, not lip-balm!" He lowered his hand slightly, sending a glare to the albino. "Chap stick is basically medicated, while lip-balm only –Hey! Give it back!"
Gilbert had snatched the tube of 'chap stick' away from his buddy and was reading the label on the front. "IHOP Restaurant Chocolate- chip pancake Flavoured lip-balm?" He dodged a swing at his side. "Seriously? I knew-" another swing "-you liked pancakes and all, but-" Another dodge. "-Really? Lip-balm that's flavoured like a pancake?"
The blonde Canadian snatched the plastic away from the taller man. "B-but it's not lip-balm though! Only women use lip-balm!"
"Only denying it makes it more true~" Gilbert poked the other's forehead. "and you're a very womanly man~" The silverette regretted that last sentence, seeing as it only earned him a punch to his gut.
"No. Simply put- no." Matthew popped off the cap and began to apply the lip-balm.
"Aww but Mattie I wanted a taste! Now your yucky lip-germs are all over it!"
"Too bad. You want a taste-" he said while still applying it "- you wait 'till I'm done." And with that, Matthew pulled it away from his face and held out his hand for the other to take the object.
Gilbert pouted and shook his head, glaring at the make-up like thing. "No. I dun wanna now." He turned away from Matthew, still pouting. He mumbled a small amount of German before glancing back at Matthew (whose hand was still out) and he sighed and took the tube. He stared at it for a moment, before a very large and stupid grin slithered across his face. "Y'know what, Mattie-cakes?"
"Hmm?" Matthew murmured, not noticing the new nickname as he was busy looking over files he needed to bring.
"You'd be wasting it to only get it from the tube."
"What're you-" Matthew was taken by surprise. Before he had fully looked up to his companion, his jaw was wrenched upward and within a few second's his lips met Gilbert's. The small, quiet Canadian had nary a clue as to what was happening and as quick as their lips were together, they were apart again.
The albino was busy rubbing his lips together in a very funny looking way, with his eyes crossed and in full concentration. Then he licked his lips. "Dammit all!" He went back to pouting. "It doesn't taste anything like pancakes! Gah!"
Voila~ Crappy, isn't it? I know, I know.
Yes, that lip-balm really does exist. And I have it. And it kinda tastes like pancakes, but it's mostly chocolate-y. This is what to two teenage girls running on a fanfic high while RPing and having a tube of lip-balm that had a picture of pancakes on it can lead to. So, there you go.