It's been 1000 years since peter v1 was destroyed by Peter v2 in 2017. Angelica, from Rugrats, was riding around on a wheelchair. Only still alive from an eternal life-machine thingy, like the one from the TF2 comics. She was bawling over the fact that her husband was killed at the hands of another Peter Anderson. She remembers all the times, the first time they went on a date and she slapped peter v1's crotch, he liked it because he felt no pain. She remembers their first baby, Danzo, a nintendo-turned-microsoft fan, his locations are unknown and he's presumed dead. Suddenly, a man appeared out of fucking nowhere. The man was wearing a black trenchcoat, black shades, black gloves, black everything except his skin color. He flipped a chair over and crushed Angelica because of how super strong he was. Angelica crawled from under the table. "Mercy, please.." The man looked at her and took off his shades, it was Peter v2..
"No."
He got the table off of her and threw it into space, he then punched her in the eye with such immense force that she died.
"That's 2 down.."
He took off his trenchcoat, revealing his sweet muscles, he was wearing a black tanktop underneath.
"I won't be calling myself Peter v2 anymore... old Peter is dead.. therefore I am the new Peter Anderson."
He picked up Angelica's body and threw it into space, then walked out of the building as if nothing happened.