HI EVERYONE! HERE IS MY ANOTHER OKIKAGU STORY. I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING IT SO I REALLY HOPE YOU WILL HAVE FUN READING. I WISH YOU WILL LIKE THIS AS MUCH AS THE KAGURA'S GINTAMA ARC.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GINTAMA!
CHAPTER 1.
Big Edo Hospital…
"Honestly Kagura-chan be careful next time. Even if you're a yato there are still things that you're unable to do you know." Megane explained in a calm voice talking like a parent, while the samurai beside him was looking as careless as ever picking his ear and being bored.
"Gin-chan when am I going to be out of here? They don't give me enough food and I'm bored." Kagura complained bitting her sukobu that Gintoki and Shinpachi brought for her and totally ignoring Patsuan.
"Stop complaining you damn brat." Perm head said as he wiped his finger on her head. "They give you free food, so be happy with it. Go eat as much as you want."
Kagura pout. "But they give meals only three times a day I want more. After my tenth bowl of rice they don't let me have anything else."
"Well, that's only normal since hospital has to feed lots of others. They will go bankrupt you know, they will get closed." Shinpachi explained.
"Like I care, let them go bank rob or do anything, just give me more rice!" She shouted.
Patsuan gave her an empty look and then shouted. "THAT'S BANKRUPT YOU IDIOT! NOT BANK RUB! Honestly after all this years you still haven't learned anything."
"No, I did learn, but since my character is like this I can't go off and act mature and smart now. Since the director said-" China girl talked all grown up with out a dialect and her cute voice becoming adult like.
"Waaaaa~ Don't say anymore!" Megane sweated shouting.
Suddenly a wind blew through the window and something long and round flew in through it and fell right on Kagura's lap. Kagura stared at it for a second then picked it up in her hands and opened the thin cloth that was on its head. A really cute baby with sand hair and sapphire eyes smiled at her his little hands reaching out to catch her. It was around two years old.
Gin, Shin and Kagura kept staring at it then their faces became all horror filled. "It's a baby!" All three of them said in unison.
"It flew through the window…. Gin-san that baby just fly in through the window…" Shinpachi said his voice shaking. Then Patsuan run to the window and searching around shouted. "WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PLAYS BASEBALL WITH A BABY! DON'T GO OFF THROWING BABIES, THEY CAN'T FLY!"
"Oi, Patsuan you're totally off the topic right now." Gintoki said scratching his head.
"It's wrong to throw babies, right Gin-san?" Shinpachi turned towards the silver haired samurai with tears in his eyes.
Gin gave him a pitiful look knowing what kind of, raised by gorillas, sister he has. "What kind of terrible experience did you actually lived through Shinpachi?"
"Gin-san!" Megane cried holding his eyes with his arm.
Kagura watched their boring performance with dead fish eyes, and then she looked back at the baby and found a note. "Gin-chan, Shinpachi. There is a letter. Look." She showed it to the two men who were now right beside her.
"What it says?" Gintoki asked looking carefully at the kid who was quietly playing with Kagura's hair and smiling happily, trying to figure out who this kid reminded him of.
"Let's see." Megane opened the note and fixed his glasses to read. "Eto~ I'm tired of that idiotic, super sadistic bastard, bakaiser king of planet sadists, so I'm leaving him. Please take care of the baby until I get back. Bye-bye~ Teehee. *Smile mark*."
All three yorozuya members kept staring into the empty space as the wind kept blowing in the silence. "WHAT KIND OF LETTER IS THIS! THAT PERSON IS OUT OF HER MIND OR WHAT?! IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE A BABY DO IT IN A MORE TRADITIONAL WAY!" Patsuan shouted.
"Oi, Gin-chan we already did have this baby incident with you, right? So why is it happening again?" Kagura asked looking from baby to the perm head.
"W-well, Kagura-chan, this is Gintama you know we get stuck with the same plot in different situations all the time, but you know…. In that letter…" Samurai said with a shaking voice. "It said "sadistic bastard" and "king of planet sadist" just now, right?"
Both of them looked at the Megane who was still holding the letter, he stopped shouting, looking at the letter one more time and froze mumbling. "That means this is…"
"SADIST/OKITA-SAN/SOUICHIROU-KUN'S BABY?" The three shouted.
Megane looked at the samurai with a dead fish eyes. "You're the only one off with the name Gin-san." But then continued. "So what are we gonna do?"
"Heh, I never though that sadist will sink so low as to leave a woman and a child, what a pervert. So disgusting." China said with a troll smile.
Patsuan fixed his glasses. "One way or the other, there is no one in this anime who fits the descriptions on this letter as much as him, so I think we have to give the baby to his parent, right?"
Gintoki picked his nose whipping it on the sheets of the bed and said. "But you know Patsuan? He is a sadistic captain you know, so to the baby… he will probably…."
On a cloud above their heads imagining Sougo with devils horns and eyes blazing with evil while he was standing in the middle of a hellish fire and smiling like a devil. "Eh, my baby? That's great I needed a successor to pass down my Sadism and curses to kill Hijibaka-san. Hahahaha… Bwahahahaha…." He said with strong demonic voice.
Yorozuya shivered. "NO! I won't give it. It's mine!" Kagura shouted embracing the baby. "This baby…. Sadaharu 42 is mine!"
Megane and Gin stared at her with dead fish eyes. "Umm, Kagura-chan? Who's Sadaharu 42?" Patsuan asked carefully.
"Eh? It's the name of the baby of course." She said looking at him with innocence.
Anger mark appeared on Gintoki's head. "Like hell it is. You can't name a baby Sadaharu 42, she is not a toy she is a human you know, human! So if you wanna call her something think of a better name!"
China showed a disappointed look. "Eh~ But I like Sadaharu…."
"No way!"
"Hmm…" She started thinking. "Sukobu."
"That's snack."
"Rice."
"You're only thinking of a food don't you?!"
"Then Soraichi?"
"Off limits."
"Kagura?"
"Oi, that's your name."
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"Mooo~ I can't think anymore." She relied her head back to the wall thinking while looking at the sky. "Ah~ Aoi!"
"Huh?" Gin and Megane looked at her.
"She came down from the sky right?"
"More like she flew in." Patsuan mentioned.
"The sky is so clear and it's the same color as her eyes, so let's call her Aoi."
Silver samurai scratched his head. "Well, I guess it's better than Sadaharu or every other name you mentioned." Most of them were food.
"Well, then nice to meet you Aoi-chan. I'm Kagura." China girl smiled with a bright smile holding the baby up. "And these old men here are Megane and Gin-chan."
Anger mark on Shinpachi. "Oi, Kagura-chan, don't go off introducing me like that. It will stick you know." He gets close smiling to the baby. "Call me Shin, ok?"
"Megane~" Baby smiled cutely catching Pattsuan's classes and taking them off playing with them.
"Waaaa~~ My name…." Baby laughed trying to break the glasses. "Oi, give me back my glasses. Glasses… Glasses…"
"No, Aoi-chan, you shouldn't play with his glasses you know? Without them he is no one." Kagura said with mean voice while still smiling.
Putting his glasses back on Shinpachi got pissed. "YOU GUYS, STOP ACTING LIKE MY CHARACTER IS ONLY MY GLASSES!"
"Calm down, Pattsuan." Gin said scratching his head.
Aoi reached her cute little hands towards the silver hair samurai and smiled excitingly. "Curly… Curly…" The baby was trying to reach out to Gintoki.
"Ah, Gin-san I think she is now interested in your hair." Patsuan said fixing his glasses.
Gin came closer his face right against the babies and he poked Aoi's forehead with a troll smile. "That's… off… limits…"
"Oi, Gin-chan you will hurt her…" Kagura was saying when Aoi finally caught the perm head by his silver hair and brought his face down crashing it against the sheets and playing with his hair taking a handful of it.
"Hey little sadist, let me go…. You're gonna tear my hair out… Let go!" Gin struggled to get free. "That's my trade mark you know… Come on I'll give you 300 yen, so LET GO!"
Patsuan looked surprised. "But Aoi sure is powerful for a baby."
"That's my girl!" Kagura laughed with happiness.
Shinsengumi HQ…
Sougo Okita, also known as Sadistic captain, prince of planet sadist and etc. Was not having his usual nap, but he was nailing a voodoo doll with Hijikata Toushirou's picture on it to the tree in front of Toushi's door. While doing this he was singing in a loud voice. Hijikata Die~ Please Go Die~ Die an Evil Death Die~ Get Eaten by-
Hijikata slammed open his door and stomped towards Okita with a vein popping out on his forehead. Tearing the doll of the tree Toushi shred it to pieces and started shouting. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?"
"Maa~ Maa~ Hijibaka-san, so you were here, and here I was practicing my singing. Liked it?" Sougo said with a deadpanned voice not showing a single expression.
"DAMN YOU SOUGO, STOP WITH YOUR STUPID CURSES. DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME DEAD THAT MUCH?"
"Yes." He smiled. "So can you please go and die, no seriously go and die Hijibaka."
"I'LL KILL YOU! I'll commit a perfect murder and send you to hell. I'm sure Satan already missed you, there is no one to help him with his plans now."
"Don't worry I promised to send you to him, but he refused saying that he hates mayonnaise."
"Huh…." Toushi become angrier getting his face closer and anger marks all over him. "Are you making fun of mayonnaise? Mayonnaise is a Godly treat that goes along with every meal. Just one taste of it and you will taste heaven. Huh?"
Toushi looked to see that Sougo was totally ignoring him and that Sadist has returned to nailing another voodoo doll to the tree. Tearing the doll into shreds again Hijikata grabbed Sougo by his collar glaring at him. "STOP IGNORING ME YOU DAMN SADISTIC PRINCE. I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU FOR REAL!"
"Captain…. Vice-commander…" Yamazaki run towards them, holding something in his hand, he stopped near them expressionless already guessing what was happening. "Umm… Did I interfere?"
Sadist and Mayo-freak stepped back, Sougo expressionless as always and Toushi scratching his head still annoyed as he looked at Zaki. "So? What is it Yamazaki?"
"Ah, here..." He handed over the paper. "There is a letter, it has captain Okita's name on it."
Taking the letter from Zaki, Sougo opened it reading out aloud. "Dear mister Sadistic Dumbass, who will never become a vice-commander. Please go and visit China girl in a hospital and then do everyone a favor and die leaving Mayora alone. See you~ Teehee. *Wink*."
Toushi and Yamazaki both laughed trying to hold their mouth with their hand, but unable to do so they were grabbing their stomach with tears of laughter in their eyes.
Anger marks appeared all over Sougo Okita. Without a word he took out his bazooka putting it over his shoulder and walking towards the exit. Then he turned around and smiled with most evil, frightening and scary smile of all. "It looks like we will be attending another funeral, so you have to wait a little longer Hijikata-san." Sougo kept walking away, emitting the devilish aura.
"Poor China girl." Toushi light another cigarette with his mayo lighter and looked at Zaki. "Oi, Yamazaki? Why is that China girl in the hospital? Those idiots got into another trouble didn't they?"
"Eh? I don't know the details, but it looks like they had another big fight with some people who were causing trouble. Yorozuya no danna and Shinpachi-kun were also injured, but all of them should already be out by today."
"I see." Toushi started to walk away.
"But I think it's amazing how China musume, can make our usually cold captain so frustrated."
Hijikata stopped turning around taking a smoke and exhaling. "Well, she is a sadist too, so they are a great match as rivals, but also kind of scary."
Big Edo Hospital…
"Oi, China demon prepare to…" Sougo smashed open the door with his foot breaking it, pointing his bazooka right at Kagura, but then he lowered his weapon looking with surprise at what he was seeing.
Megane was depressed and sitting in a corner with gloomy aura around him and drawing circle and growing mushrooms. While Danna was standing his head swinging down in front of the mirror with his hair all messed up and actually some pieces of hair in his head missing and him going bald on those spots.
China on the other hand was sitting on the bed her legs under her and was happily playing with a baby, with sand hair that reminded him of his and azure eyes that were like China's. The baby was sitting in front of the yato female playing with silver hair, which was probably Danna's and glasses, which belonged to Megane.
Suddenly spotting him both turned around, Kagura staring at him surprised, probably because he wasn't supposed to be here and the baby smiling happily with the most adorable smile and reaching her cute, little arms, opened wide, towards him and shouting with excitement. "Papi~ Papi~ Papi~"
This time two yorozuya males both turned towards him staring at Sougo with an empty look, China's expression didn't changed and the baby was still desperately trying to reach to him calling him "Papi~", but more importantly Prince of planet of Sadists, himself was staring shocked towards the baby and the girl that was sitting right next to it with a confusion not realizing what was happening.
"WHAT?!" A shout was heard all around the hospital.
Somewhere in the city…
At that time a scary man set foot in Edo. He was wearing a long red coat with contrast color uniform underneath and his face, till his eyes, was covered with a cloth mask, but his eyes were blazing with fury and hatred as he was walking towards the Kabuki-cho saying with anger. "Where is that damn woman?! Taking my child and running away." Gripping his katana that was sheathed on his belt he said louder. "I'm gonna kill that damn China beast!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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