Disclaimer: I do notz ownz teh HP series or anyting elze. THouhg that wuld b amzome!
Warning: AMZOMENESS PREPS BACK OF! (some future incest (does it really count because she's an OC?), threesomes, and fourth wall breaking. No actual sex scenes though.)
Oh, god, I have disgusted myself. Self-insertion, Mary Sue's, that disclaimer, dear God, I'm just breaking all the good FF writer rules, aren't I? So, who's ready for this sin fest? Also my beta hates me for this.
Silence reigned through the dimly lit room as a young women sat on her bed, steadily tapping away at her computer. Her phone lay beside her, the YouTube app open and playing songs that she was just too lazy to go download.
A quick glance at the clock on her laptop had her gasping, quickly shutting the app on her phone and ripping the headphones out, tossing carelessly on the bed. She was going to be late for her job if she didn't hurry.
God, she hated working at Subway.
Quickly slipping her shoes on, thankful that she was already in her uniform, and tying her straightened hair into a bun, she blew out her candle, submerging the room in darkness. As she made her way into the living room to shake awake her ride to work, she decided she really needed to get a car.
As the curtain to her room fell closed, her blackened laptop screen lit up. The cursor moved over to the blue FILE in the top left corner, dragging down to NEW and then to DOCUMENT.
As a new document came up, it moved back to the old one, clicking the gray X in the top right. The save screen came up, asking to save the process on DOCUMENT 1. Seeing the four-thousand word document, containing the graphic details of the Dark Lord's horcrux giving the chosen one and himself a handjob, a noise of disgust rang out. The cursor clicked no.
A malicious yet feminine laugh rang out through the empty house as words beginning to appear on the new document without anyone typing on it.