So You Think You Can Sell Paper

by pike1

Part of a writing contest I was in over the summer. An alternate skit Idea Michael and Holly might have done for the Dunder Miflin Employee Picnic

**Holly's Voice Over Intro:** *Welcome The Season Premiere of So You Think You Can Sell Office Supplies. Contestants are scouted from across America as potential Office Supply salesmen for this competition.*

**Holly:** * Hello I'm Cat Deely, Headquartering his business in Naperville, welcome Cleveland Ohio s Michael Feuer. *

Michael, runs up on stage and holds up a score card of white poster board listing hastily scribbled info on Michael Feuer.

**Holly:** * Basing his company in Framingham and his first store in Brighton, Massachusetts, welcome Thomas G. Stemberg. *

Michael now holds up poster board with info about Stemberg.

**Holly:** * Strategically placing his company dangerously close to competition and stupidly forfeiting his client list to Secret Agent Scarn, Roger Prince Sr. *

Michael s poster board now says "Roger Prince Sr." with "sucker" written on it, crossed out and replaced with Nice To A Vault .

**Holly:** * And basing their company out of New York, the team contestants Robert Dunder and Robert Mifflin. *

Back on stage Michael wears his papier-m ch head, playing dual roles. The card now says Roberts Dunder and Mifflin, collectively, like tourney pools, and Mifflin likes guns and hates life.

**Holly:** * Contestants, what are your long-term goals? *

**Michael:**

**As Mifflin:** *"Define long-term."*

**As Stemberg:** Not merging with Office Depot.

**As Feure:** * Taking K-Mart's sloppy seconds. *

**As Prince:** I think I might like to fix cars.

**And As Dunder:** * Maintaining fourth place, shutting down some branches in the 2000 s, and losing our best branch manager due to idiocy. Then maybe a merger. *