Supernatural Fun Facts.
DEAN WINCHESTER FUN FACTS ~
Guns don't kill people. Dean Winchester kills people.
Dean Winchester is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Dean Winchester does not sleep. He waits.
Dean Winchester is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Dean Winchester isn't cool. Cool models itself after Dean Winchester.
When Dean Winchester does a push-up, he doesn't lift himself up; he pushes the Earth down.
Dean Winchester is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head.
Dean Winchester gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Dean Winchester does not get frostbite, Dean Winchester bites frost.
Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.
Dean Winchester was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the world in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9% of germs. Dean Winchester can kill 100% of germs whenever the fuck he wants.
Dean Winchester does not pop his collar. His shirts just get erections whenever they touch his body.
Dean Winchester has to have a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Superman wears Dean Winchester pajamas.
Dean Winchester's watch has no numbers on it, it just says "Time to Kick Ass".
Dean Winchester puts the "laughter" into "manslaughter".
Dean Winchester once had a heart attack, his heart lost.
When Dean Winchester exorcises, the machine gets stronger.
Dean Winchester does not use pickup lines, he simply says "Now".
When Dean Winchester enters a room, he does not turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Dean Winchester breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.
Elvis left the building because Dean Winchester showed up and told him to get the fuck out.
Dean Winchester can tell John Locke what he can't do.
The answer to every mystery on Lost is Dean Winchester.
Dean Winchester created hell. He's so hot the place caught on fire.
Dean Winchester is the reason rock music is awesome, if he likes it everyone does, or they are in for a bit of Dean time.
Dean Winchester can kill two stones with one bird.
Dean Winchester's hand is the only thing that can beat Royal Flush.
Dean Winchester CAN believe it's not butter.
For some reason, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Dean Winchester, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Dean Winchester doesn't bowl strikes; he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Dean Winchester can touch MC Hammer.
Dean Winchester does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
In the bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Dean Winchester turned that wine into beer.
Dean Winchester doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Dean Winchester once punched a man in the soul.
Dean Winchester can find the needle in the haystack.
Before he forgot a gift for Dean Winchester, Santa did in fact exist.
When Dean Winchester runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
It's no use crying over spilt milk…unless its Dean Winchester's spilt milk because then you're gonna die.
Similar to a Russian nesting doll, if you were to break Dean Winchester open, you would find another Dean inside, only smaller and angrier.
Contrary to popular belief, there is in fact enough Dean Winchester to go around.
When a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it? Yes, Dean Winchester hears it. Dean Winchester hears everything.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Dean Winchester were to go back in time and fight himself, he would win. Period.
Guns don't kill demons, Dean Winchester kills demons. The gun just distracts them.
Apple pays Dean Winchester 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
If you have 5 dollars, and Dean Winchester has 5 dollars, Dean Winchester has more money than you.
Dean Winchester can sneeze with his eyes open.
Dean Winchester destroyed the periodic table of elements. He only acknowledges the element of surprise.
Dean Winchester once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Edward Cullen checks under his bed for Dean Winchester.
Dean Winchester has no fear, he IS the fear.
Dean Winchester once smiled at a demon, and it turned into an angel.
Dean Winchester is a vegetarian. Meaning he puts animals in a vegetative state with his fists before he eats them.
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