"Ah, you must be Doug, nice to meet you."
"Yes I am, and you are?"
"Doug, this is Harry. He's one of my best friends."
"Then why have I never heard of him?"
"Because you're never listened."
"Hermione, dear, I think I would have listened to you talking about a male best friend."
"So, he doesn't know about Ron as well then?"
"Erm.."
"Ron who?"
"Oops!"
"The joys of going out with a muggle."
"Well, Hermione love, you've kept it from him."
"Kept what from me?"
"I'm a witch."
"And I'm a wizard. And our other best friend, Ron, is a wizard too."
"Oh no!"
"Has he just fainted?"
"I think so."