A/N: I wrote this in a hurry in school in my Chinese and Math period (hahaha, I did not listen again) so I hope you would love it. In addition, if you think that the chapter title does not fit with this chapter sorry, I cannot think of another one. READ & REVIEW!!!! ………… ARCTIC MONKEYS ROCK!!!! (Hehehe)
Friends in Love
Chapter One-Ferret Boy
The trio's 7th year have started, their friendship is still strong but they rarely go with each other. Harry spends most of his time with his girlfriend Ginny, Ron spends time with Lavender and Hermione, well she does have a boyfriend whom Ron and Harry did not expect to be, Draco Malfoy.Yes her boyfriend is Malfoy, that news spread throughout Hogwarts like wildfire and it was the hottest topic of most gossips for like 2-3 weeks or so.
One night Ron and Harry, for the first time in 2 months, decided to hang out by helping each other with their oh so bloody hard homeworks (since Hermione cannot help them anymore because she is helping Draco). They went in their common room; Ron slammed all of his books on the table. "These homeworks are killing me!" Ron complained. "You bet, maybe I will die soon because of this" Harry said. "Oh I wish Hermione is here. She is always with Ferret Boy and no one will help us" Ron said. "Imagine life without her" Harry continued. "A score of Poor, Troll and Dreadful in all of our homeworks. Check out this essay in Potions I made, I got Dreadful in this and I worked one whole night for this stupid thing" Ron said, showing a parchment with a big red DREADFUL. "Because you made the wrong essay and it is filled with misspelled words" Harry said reading the parchment. They started doing their homework.
For 2 hours they never realized that Hermione was just beside them reading behind a humongous pile of rather old looking book. Ron wrote the last sentence in his essay and then he yawned. "Hermione! You are giving me a heart attack!!!" Ron jumped out of his seat and fell on the floor. Hermione rolled her eyes and put her book down. Harry helped Ron back to his seat. "What are you reading anyway? Those books looked like they came from the stone age and by the way please do not appear just like that in this room" Ron said. "For your information, Ronald, I have been here before you two came" she snapped. "Well sorry about that, it's just that you are always with ferret boy that we did not expect you to be here" Ron apologized. Hermione raised an eyebrow hearing the word, Ferret Boy, again. "Where is ferret boy anyway? How come you are not with him?" Harry asked. Hermione are now glaring at Harry. "He is having Quidditch practice," she answered. "Well he really needs that, the more he practices the worst he is. He kept on ferreting around even though he is in a broomstick," Harry teased (A/N: corny, right?). Both Ron and Harry laughed so hard they fell on the floor. "Ferreting…hahahaha…nice one, Harry…I can almost pee on my pants" Ron laughed. "Would you two stop calling Draco, ferret boy?" Hermione, now annoyed, shouted. "Just chill,'Mione. We will never stop calling him ferret boy," Harry said, trying to make a straight face. "Hi! My name is Malfoy…Draco Malfoy a.k.a ferret boy" Ron imitated Malfoy's voice. "Gits!!" Hermione said under her breath and walked out. "What is wrong with her? She is madly in love with him," Ron asked. Harry stared blankly into space (Inside Harry's head: Ah…Hermione). Harry slapped his forehead, "Why are you daydreaming about Hermione? You have a girlfriend now and her name is Ginny, Hermione is just your friend and nothing more, so do not ever dream about her again" He said to himself in a minimum volume. "What?" Ron, confused, asked. "Nothing" Harry lied.
A/N: Watch out for the upcoming chapters, peeps. The Harry/Hermione romance is still coming soon.