Don't shot the messenger, or in this case, author. It was inspired by a talk I was having with my friend Grim and his twin sister Jackolin. Jackolin is female, Grim is male, and yes, their names are Halloween based. But Jakie was saying that Hinata would either be so scary she scared Gaara on PMS, or she would make him fall for her. It was just so cute.
Disclaimer!: I don't own Naruto, if I did, Hinata would walk Gaara on a leash.
Kiba stood up on the chair in his kitchen, holding a wooden spoon. He wore a white beater shirt and valentines boxers. Somehow, he had gotten one of Hinata's red bandannas and a pair of Shino's spare sunglasses. He was jumping around from chair to chair, singing a song he had on repeat.
The radio was on full blast, blearing out his own voice. "Say no way, say no way," he spun around on one of the chairs and jumped down, running into the hallway and sliding down on his knees. He was so occupied with his blind dancing, he didn't even notice the two teammates of his walk into his apartment.
The radio cut off and he turned around to see Hinata, tapping her foot, arms crossed. "Give me that!" she snatched the bandanna off his head and growled.
"How many time do we have to go through this Kiba!" Shino barked, snatching his sunglasses from him.
"What?!" Kiba asked them on his knees innocently. Hinata glared at him, the PMS-ing kunoichi was pissed off, and that was as rare as as Chouji saying he wasn't hungry. She grabbed him by the front of his shirt and lifted him to her eye level.
"If you ever go into my bedroom again while I'm still taking a nap, I'll shave you and level your lawn gnome!" her eyes went from a beautiful soft lavender, to a blood shot red.
"Yes ma'am." he said, nodding. Never mess with Hinata when it was her time of the month.
Shino nodded and followed her out the door like a scared puppy. The Hyuga heiress breathed happily and walked out of the building in a skip. "Scary women she is." he muttered under his breath.
Hinata smiled and walked into the street, where she then collided with a fuming red head.
"WATCH IT!" they both shouted angrily at the same time, turning towards each other. Gaara glared down Hinata, who in return gave him a cold stone 'I will rip your intestines out and hang a flag with them' look. Gaara stopped his glaring, just like Hinata had, and smiled. The same eerie smile he held when he was happy.
Shino jumped back 10 feet practicly.
"Wanna go get a Pizza?" he asked, taking her arm gently. Hinata smiled sweetly and giggled. "Sure Gaara-kun, sorry I snapped at you, just not myself right now." she said with pure innocence. Shino stared at the retreating pair, in there own right, both scared him out of his wits at the moment.
"I hate Mondays." he said lamely.