Things seem to be always crazy when it came to the Super Smash Brothers. Whether it involved actual battles on the many various battlefields, or the many internal conflicts in the Super Smash Mansion, of which itself always was shifting its location. And sometimes, it wasn't even a mansion at all!
So what was the overall point to this whole exposition? Because Donkey Kong's coconut gun has been stolen.
"ARGH!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he chucked wooden barrels and crates all over the hallway, hitting the various characters running away as they tried to not get hit. "Where's my prized coconut gun!?"
"DK, calm down!" Diddy Kong exclaimed as he tried to calm down his raging hairy uncle. "It's just a gun! A really cool gun!"
Donkey Kong grabbed a nearby hummer and smacked Diddy with it, knocking the small monkey out with ease. Donkey Kong then pounded his chest as he broke through the wall leading into his room, breaking through the walls as he rushed through each and every room in the hallway, destroying it as he was determined to find his coconut gun. Princess Zelda turned into Shrek, rushing towards Donkey Kong, but he managed to punch him in the face with a strong, charged up punch, causing Shrek to turn back into Zelda. Silver The Hedgehog and Jigglypuff glanced at each other as they didn't know what to do.
"Should we stop him?" Silver asked as he pointed at Donkey Kong, who grabbed Zero Suit Samus and began slapping her repeatedly. "He's making a mess of everything..."
Jigglypuff smirked as she lowered her eyes, shaking her head, which was basically her entire body. "No. I'm enjoying this."
"...You are a strange little puffball." Silver stated, to see Princess Peach Toadstool farting her way towards Donkey Kong by performing her instant Peach Bomber.
But Donkey Kong didn't give a shit. Feeling his dong expand, Donkey Kong performed a down smash on Peach, breaking her bones with ease as Shiek ran towards him, but Donkey Kong grabbed a smart bomb and chucked it at Shiek, causing it to explode as part of the ceiling collapsed, but it not affecting Donkey Kong as he was fueled with rage, pounding his chest as he continued causing havoc in the mansion.
The mansion itself incidentally being at the Jungle Japes on Donkey Kong Island. But what significance did that have? The evil, devious Dark Pit, ever taking the advantage of being a prick, laughed as he was on the top of Cranky Kong's wooden hut, having the coconut gun in his hands.
"He he he... that dumb fat ape doesn't even have a clue that I took his dumb old gun," Dark Pit remarked as he smirked, rubbing the coconut gun as he licked his lips. "Oh, this baby is definitely gonna cum in spurts when I'm through with it..."
"Get off of my hut, you shitty pallet swap dork!" Cranky Kong exclaimed as he chucked his cane at Dark Pit.
Narrowing his eyes, Dark Pit fired a couple of brown coconuts at Cranky, knocking the old ape off the cottage and into the rapid waters below as he laughed, proceeding to rush into the cabin and wrecking the interior as he was set on being the meanest Smasher of them all.
"...does this always happen?" Dry Bowser asked as he was sitting on the top of the various palm trees populating the jungle with Arceus and Gruntilda Winkybunion.
"Luckily no. Because it sure would be boring otherwise!" Arceus stated as he was taking in this bizarre event that was going on before them.
"Why do we always get inserted for this lame cameos?" Gruntilda complained as she was too annoyed to make a rhyme.
