Sit down, Sit down,

Don't be tardy my dear,

For the time is not kind,

He is never near,

But the tea is hot,

And I am more than ready for you,

I'll pour your cup,

Slice your cake,

Forgive me if I do interrupt,

But disregard my jitters,

Shakes and stutters,

It's been so long since we've visited,

Dear Alice won't you stay?

Your beloved Hatter is so lonely,

Won't you have a cup?

A cake?

A kiss from me?

Maybe two?

Stay forever Alice,

The watches are broke,

The jam is out,

But the Hatter is faithful,

Won't you have a cup?