Sit down, Sit down,
Don't be tardy my dear,
For the time is not kind,
He is never near,
But the tea is hot,
And I am more than ready for you,
I'll pour your cup,
Slice your cake,
Forgive me if I do interrupt,
But disregard my jitters,
Shakes and stutters,
It's been so long since we've visited,
Dear Alice won't you stay?
Your beloved Hatter is so lonely,
Won't you have a cup?
A cake?
A kiss from me?
Maybe two?
Stay forever Alice,
The watches are broke,
The jam is out,
But the Hatter is faithful,
Won't you have a cup?
