Goku and Piccolo had finally gathered all seven dragon balls. Not a difficult task when you have the Dragon Radar, and the ability to fly, but it was still pretty cool. I mean, magical balls, bro! From dragons, no less.

Dragons are cool.

"But, what else is cool?" Thought Goku, pondering what wish he should make. He could wish for a lot of food, or to become even stronger, but those would be predictable wishes. It's not fun if everyone expects what you will wish for. Goku wanted to do something fun.

Piccolo, however, wanted to do something evil. Rule the world, perhaps? Nah, still too predictable. "Maybe I could get a family. I never had a family, 'cept for my dad."

Suddenly, Goku had an idea.

"We should totally wish for all the dinosaurs to come back, man! It'd be wicked fresh!" Goku was right, dinosaurs would be wicked fresh, but so would world peace. Or bacon. Or, maybe even world bacon.

Calling it now, world bacon peace.

That aside, Piccolo was not on the same page as Goku.

"Why would we wish for dinosaurs?" the green man enquired.

"Because, man. Dinosaurs would be rad. Tops rad." answered Goku.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" exclaimed Piccolo, pointing to Goku, as if to say, "I now see the motives behind your naughty-yet-fun-filled scheme, my fresh pal."

Goku and Piccolo were interrupted.

"Do you have a wish for me?!" asked the impatient dragon.

Piccolo answered.

"Yes, my scaly pal, we wish to revive all the dinosaurs."

And that, my friend, is why dinosaurs are still aliv

This entry has been left unfinished due to the writer being eaten by a dinosaur