Finally! After many thoughts and daydreams, I have finally started writing this fanfic! This is a huge crossover, and not every character is going to get a speaking role. Also, Tales of Symphonia characters and Pacman(c) Namco, Sonic characters (c) Sega, and everyother character (c) Nintendo.
Attack of the Mary-Sues
Chapter 1
Peach smiled as she put the last name tag on the long table. Finally, she was done! She sighed with relief and looked around at the Great Room. The long table had a huge white table cloth covering it, and gold plates at every chair. The silver cutlery was polished and the crystal cups glittered from the sunlight pouring into the room from the window. The princess was so glad that she was finished setting up before the many, many guests arrived. Usually the Castle Toads would have set the castle up for a party as big as this, but Peach wanted to do it herself. Because this gathering was different that the regular gathering. This one was, in a way, a huge reunion. Unfortunately, some people couldn't come, but Peach was still so surprised with the amount of people who could come. The door bell snapped Peach from her daydream. It echoed through the castle. Peach walked briskly to the door and opened it. There stood her two favorite plumbers, Mario and Luigi. With them were Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Kooper, Koops, Bombette, Bobbery, Vivian, Miss Mowz, Parakarry, Yoshi, Lady Bow, Lakilester and Flurrie. Peach smiled. "Welcome, welcome! I'm so glad that you guys could all make it!" Peach said. Everyone thanked her for inviting them and walked into the castle. Many of them started to catch up on old times while others ate the appetizers. Peach stayed at the door to see Bowser walk up to the Castle. He looked at Peach with menacing eyes, but then spotted Mario. He smiled weakly and then walked over the food. Peach laughed at the sight.
"What are you laughing at?" a voice asked her. Peach spun around to see Link, Zelda, Young Link, Young Zelda, Saria, Malon, Tetra, Ganon and Skull Kid.
"Oh, just Bowser," Peach said, "But still, I'm so glad that you guys could make it!"
"We wouldn't miss it for the world," Zelda said. She smiled at Peach as the others walked in. "Peach, could I answer the door with you?" Zelda asked.
"Sure! Why not?" Peach said happily. Zelda laughed. Many more people came to the castle like Pit, Roy, Marth, Samus, Kirby, Meta Knight, Ness, Captain Falcon, Fox, Krystal, Falco, DK, Diddy Kong, Pacman, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Mewtwo and Charmander.
"I wonder where…"
"…Lloyd and his buddies are?" a voice said. Zelda and Peach turned to see Lloyd and the Tales of Symphonia Crew.
"You came!" The princesses said together.
"Wouldn't miss it," Sheena said.
"And what a great way to meet new Hunnies!" said Zelos. Sheena punched him.
"Thank you very much for inviting us to your gathering," said Kratos coolly.
"I couldn't have this without you!" Peach said happily. Now there was only one more batch of guests to arrive. Peach was worried. She would think that they would get here quickly. Suddenly Zelda noticed a blue blur zooming over the Mountain tops and right to the Castle. It stopped right in front of them.
"Sonic! What took so long?" Peach asked.
"I got lost," Sonic said. With him were Shadow, Rouge, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Cream and Cheese.
"I told him to stop for directions. But did he listen? Noooo!" Amy scolded.
"It's wonderful to have you with us," said Zelda. The Sega crew smiled. Peach had a sigh of relief. Everyone was here! A Toad rung a bell, signaling for dinner. The crowd moved to the Great Room and sat at their assigned seats. Peach sat at one end and Pacman at the other end. Peach smiled. This was working out right to her plan.
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Link sat between a red haired swordsman and a two tailed fox. Link was a bit shy, but decided that he might have more to talk about with the swordsman. "Um, hi… I'm Link."
"I am Kratos."
"Kratos, eh? You look around 30."
"I suppose I do," Kratos said. Link sighed. A brown haired twin swordsman leaned over to Link.
"Kratos is actually over 4000 years old!" He said to Link. Link was shocked.
"Lloyd, I would prefer is you didn't go around announcing my age to everyone," Kratos said.
"Don't mind Dad. He's a bit of a grouch," Lloyd said to Link. Kratos seemed to wince at the name "dad".
"Dad? You mean, he's your Father? Are YOU 4000 years old?" Link asked.
"Nope. I'm 17," Lloyd said. Link smiled.
"I'm Link, by the way." Lloyd smiled, and then stuffed his face some more. Link ate quietly. It was great having food. Actually eating. Link often didn't eat during his adventures.
"That's quite the sword."
"Hmm?" Link asked, wonder who said that. He saw that it was Kratos. "Oh, yeah. Um, thanks."
"It's not like a regular blade. It's been in many fights against corrupted souls."
"Yeah. The Master Sword has really helped me. It's like an extension of my arm, and has been through a lot with me."
"Sounds like you have many tales to tell," Kratos said.
"Well I guess I do. You see, I'm from the far past…"
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Bowser was between Ganon and some angel guy. The Koopa King had talked to Ganon often, but he had never seen this angel guy before. He faced him and muttered, "Those wings make him look so girly." The angel glared at Bowser.
"My wings do NOT look girly!" he said to Bowser. Bowser half snorted, half laughed.
"Your winds DO look girly. I mean seriously, angel wings? How pathetic can you get?"
"I would watch my mouth if I was you. I am Lord Mithos Yggdrasill, part of Cruxis. You are just an overgrown turtle. I could destroy you with both hands behind my back," Mithos said.
"I am NOT a turtle. I am the Koopa King. I have almost beaten Mario thousands of times, and I have a 3rd Degree in kidnapping Princesses," boasted Bowser.
"I have a Degree in kidnapping Chosens of Mana, and I have a ton of fan girls."
"Fan girls? Bah. Who needs them? They're just a bunch of stupid girls to love someone in a gross spandex suit like yours. Besides, fan girls create Mary-Sues."
"M-M-Mary-Sues?" Mithos asked, with worry in his voice.
"Oh yes," Bowser stated. He was glad to have Mithos spooked.
"I've had to deal with Mary-Sues. They're terrible," said a black hedgehog beside Mithos.
"Really? I feel pity for you," said Mithos.
"How did you survive, Shadow?" Bowser asked the black hedgehog.
"Well, let's just say that speed is the key to survival. If I wasn't fast, both that faker and myself would have been gone long ago," he explained. Bowser and Mithos nodded.
"Mithos, have you been beaten by so called "heroes" before?" Bowser asked after a few moments.
"Actually, yes. Stupid Lloyd and his stupid friends and that stupid Cruxis traitor. If it wasn't for them, I would have a world of lifeless beings. MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mithos declared maniacally. Ganon smiled.
"That evil laugh of yours is impressive," he said.
"You think? I've been working on it."
"Yeah, it's great. But you have to add some dark element to it. Make your voice eviler and deeper. Your laugh sounds like you're slightly crazy," said Ganon.
"I think he is slightly crazy," Bowser whispered to Ganon.
"So how about this…"
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Sonic devoured his food. The blue hedgehog was eating the turkey and chili as fast as he could. The food was fantastic. Usually Amy was the one who cooked for him, and she kind of sucked. A younger version of Princess Zelda looked at him with disgust from across from him. "Sonic, please! Slow down," she said to him.
"If I got a penny for every time someone told me to slow down, I'd be rich," Sonic said.
"Well, you should slow down every once in a while. I mean, how are you supposed to live life to the fullest when you're running past it?"
"Simple! I do stuff. It's better than being in a gross stuffy Castle, just waiting to be kidnapped."
"What about Peach? She lives in a castle."
"And she actually does things when she's not being kidnapped. She has parties, plays golf, skis, dances, plays baseball, learns how to cook, goes on vacation and is now learning how to play basketball."
"I think that Zelda does do things with her life, but doesn't announce it to the public. And I'm sure that she's really lived," said a red haired swordsman. He smiled at the young princess. He was across from a purple ninja who was beside Sonic.
"Zelos, knock it off! She's only ten, man!" the ninja glared at him.
"Hey, c'mon Sheena! I'm just defending this sweet young lady," Zelos said innocently. Zelda blushed at being called a young lady. "And if I didn't know better Sheena, I'd say that you're jealous!"
Sheena blushed a deep red. "I am not jealous!" She said. Sonic laughed.
"Hate to break it too you Sheena, but I think you might," the hedgehog said. Sheena glared at him.
"Don't make me have to summon Effret to beat you up," she stated fiercely.
"Sorry Sonic, but Sheena can, and probably will summon against you. And then you are dead!" Zelos said, smiling. Young Zelda tilted her head.
"Sheena, I don't mean any harm, but I would love to see you're summoning. It sounds like something amazing to watch," Zelda said.
"Yeah, I would as well, Sheena. Just, please don't hurt me!" Sonic said.
"Well, okay. Zelos will be my assistant," Sheena smirked. Zelos grinned stupidly.
"Anything for Sheena!" he said happily.
"Excellent. After dinner I'll show you guys outside of the castle. Don't want to ruin the dinner," Sheena said. The others agreed.
"And maybe I could summon up something for you Sheena in your room tonight," said Zelos slyly. Sheena punched him.
"Ow! What was that for?" he asked.
"For being a pervert!"
"What's a pervert?" Young Zelda asked. Sonic, Sheena and Zelos blushed a bright red.
"Well, uh, you see…"
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Peach smiled as she put her hand on Mario's. He looked at her and smiled. Both of them had no idea what was coming for them in the shadows.
So, there we have it! Chapter 1 is done, and the Mary-Sues are comming! Please R&R!
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