Hey Everyone! Okay, this is the product of a chemistry project. We had to write a report on a specific element, mine being Arsenic. We also had to write a song or poem to go along with our element. And thus, Arsenic of the Chemical Lab was produced. Enjoy!

Disclaimer- I don't own the wonderful creation known as The Phantom of the Opera. I'm kinda scared that Mr. Andrew Lloyd Webber is gonna kill me for the destruction of his song.


In Sleep He Gave Me It

To Silence Me

He Thought if I Were Dead

He Would Be Free

And Will I Wake Again

For Now I Bet

The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab

Will Be My Death

Oh, Would You Please Shut Up

Your Nagging Just

Makes Me Put Poison In

Your Coffee Cup

Apparently It's Not

Working Just Yet

The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab

Will Be Your Death

Those Who Have Married You

Have Bit The Dust

I Am Your Current Wife

Kill You I Must

YourMy Poison and My/Your Life

Will Soon Have Met

The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab

Will Be My/Your Death

She'll Drink The Arsenic of the Chem. Lab

You'll Drink The Arsenic of the Chem. Lab

In All My Fantasies

There Was No You

I Hate You Catherine!

My Name is Sue

And in This Science Class

With Murder Set

The Arsenic of the Chemical Lab

Will Be My/Your Death

(Sue Drinks Coffee and Starts To Choke)

She Drank The Arsenic of the Chem. Lab

You Drank The Arsenic of the Chem. Lab

(Sue Chokes the Melody of the Song, Then Dies)