Radio Y.AOI
By Satu-Suzu. (The Satu side, silly!)
Summary: A mysterious radio station appears, which involves the FMA characters as your (un)willing hosts! Playing your favorite songs, getting into arguments, pairing up your favorite hosts for some shows, and trying not to strangle each other 24/7!!!!
The inspiratin for this story came from a picture I found while doing 'investigative research'. It was one of Ed and Envy (now you know what kind of investigative research it was-shame on me.) at a radio station, with Envy practically glomping the camera, wearing headphones, while Ed was looking positively suicidal, glaring up at Envy. Apparently, they have a lot of anime radio shows in Japan, and they're very popular. I heard one of Naruto, which I thought was innovative. So, enjoy this humble tale and ??I hope to see you soon!
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Readers: YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKNAEKRNALNRFELKJWHAVJLKAENMFRELKJWUHRJAEKNFHJKL;AE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: WHAT DID I DO?
Readers: YOU DIDN'T UPDATE BEACH HOUSE!
Me: I'M SORRY! I'm just so cluttered when I type a story I preplanned and it just comes out in jumbles and I repeat myself and I repeat myself and-
Readers:…You could just get the next chapter up.
Me: That too. That too…
Chapter 1
You stare at your ceiling and let out another yawn. Another boring weekend. You think. Desperate for any form of entertainment, you turn to the clock radio on your nightstand.
Click
In recent news, Britney Spears has let out a tearful press conference in support of letting her have her kids back. H'ors d'oveurs were served-
Fssssshhhhhttt You switch the dial.
Hahahahahaaa! Kathy, your jokes are the funniest-
Fsssssshhhhhtttt
And now, back to Animal Christmas carols 24/7, where we play the best animal Christmas carols, no matter what time of-
Fffffffffsssssssshhhhhhhhtttttt
An annoying tune played over the radio as a chorus sang, "Radio Y Dot A O IIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"
There was a sound of someone messing with a microphone and muttering to themself.
"Grrr…stupid wire, getting tangled up…Grar! Hey! That's mine! No, put that down, no, no, GIVE ME THAT-we're on air? Hello, folks and welcome to Radio Y.AOI. I'm Edward Elric, tonight's host for our show."
A younger voice spoke up. "And I'm Alphonse Elric, the other host! Tonight, we have a selection of songs to play-picked by you, of course-and played over the station."
"But that's not everything to the show," started Edward. "We have some other hosts on the show, and you get to pick who they are. Each day, we'll give you a number or link on our site to pick who you want to host next day's show."
"Also, we have random discussions on whatever happens in this crazy life and in these crazy times."
"Random discussions take place in the morning at 9:00 A.M. and in the evening at 8:00 P.M."
"Our first song on our iternary isss…'Ready Steady Go' by L'arc En Ciel."
READY STEADY CAN'T HOLD ME BACK
READY STEADY GIVE ME GOOD LUCK
READY STEADY NEVER LOOK BACK
LET'S GET STARTED READY STEADY GO
fukitonde yuku fukei korugaru you ni mae e
kurushi magure demo hyouteki wa mou minogasanai
ate ni naranai chizu yakute shimaeba ii sa
uzumoreta shinjitsu kono tenohira de tsukami torou
muchuu de (hayaku) kake nukete kita
urusai kurai ni harisake sou na kodou no takanari
hibite (yonde) iru kimi no koe
koko de tachidomaru you na jikan wa nai sa
READY STEADY GO
PLEASE. TRUST ME.
"Ever saw the show that went with it? Full Something or Other." Said Al.
"Eh…not much. I watched the first episode. I think that the blond guy is going to die near the end of the series."
"Oh? What makes you say that?"
"I dunno. He just has that vibe to him?"
"…'Vibe'?"
"Yeah…"
"Whatever you say, Al."
"Niisaan…"
"Whaaaaa?"
"…What are you looking up on your computer?"
"Um…nothing…HEY! STOP LEANING OVER MY SHOULDER!"
"Y'know, most people get into trouble for that!"
"Get into trouble for what?" Another voice, soft from being at a distance, was caught up in the microphone.
"Envy? This isn't your date to be on!"
"Don't take it hard, Chibi, but I don't follow the rules here. So, what illegal downloads are you taking part ofOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You are in SO much troubleeeeeeeee!!!!"
"Great," muttered Ed. "Scream it to everyone listening on the radio show-"
"We're on? HI FOLKS, THIS IS ENVY HOMUNCULUS, AND WE AT RADIO Y.AOI WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT EDWARD ELRIC IS LOOKING UP-"
"Shutupshutpupshutupshutup!" There was a sound of Ed covering Envy's mouth as he blurted out the few muffled words.
"Looking what up?" said a light female voice.
"Winry!"
"Ooo, is the show on? Hi, everyone, I'm Winry Rockbell, your adorable radio host slash weatherchick!"
"CUTE? You're not, cute, you're a mecha monkey!" yelled Ed.
"Edward!" yelled Al.
"Envy!" yelled Envy.
"MECHA MONKEY! OOOOH, YOU…YOU MINI ALCHEMY OTAKU!!!!" There was a stomping sound as the girl stormed over to the table. "Oh, so that's what you didn't want anyone to see!"
"Great, first Al, then Envy now Winry- AND SHE CALLED ME MINI ALCHEMY OTAKU!"
"See?"
"groanDear…God…"
"Como esta, folks?" A man said.
"Hi Hughes!" Envy muttered something under his breath about 'already killing'.
"So, what's all the- ED, I DIDN'T KNOW!"
Ed groaned again.
"YOU'RE AN ANIME NERD?"
"…Yes, I am, and I am looking up Bleach videos for a Bleach AMV. Does anyone have any other questions? Will any other important figures stumble into this humble radio station room?"
"Know what? HECK OF A TOWN, DUBLIN! HECK OF A TOWN!" (AN: I know, Iknow. I'm not allowed to curse. But still, it just doesn't have the same flow…sigh) shouted a cheery voice. Someone started to slam their head against the table.
"Um, we just got a request from a girl named Alchy, she wants us to play, 'Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls', see ya in a few!" Al blurted.
A lonely mother gazing out of her window
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
If at any time he's in a jam
She'll be by his side
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
But all the praying just ain't helping
At all 'cause he can't seem to keep
His self out of trouble
So he goes out and he makes his money
The best way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and lakes that
You're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
Little precious has a natural obsession
For temptation but he just can't see
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
But all he can say is baby it's good to me
One day he goes and takes a glimpse
In the mirror
But he doesn't recognize his own face
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me
I seen a rainbow yesterday
But too many storms have come and gone
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of gray
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days
And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
Wit such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
Who's to blame
For tootin' caine in your own vein
What a shame
You shoot and aim for someone else's brain
You claim the insane
And name this day in time
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind
Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you
This show has promise! Will Radio Y.AOI be able to make it to its second show? Will the reviewers choose who will be the next two people to host the show? How will the reviewers make a call to the hosts? What are the next songs? Simple! Just send a review my direction, tell me who you want on, what song you want on, and if you want to be a caller on the show, just tell me and I'll see what I can do!
Plus, if this goes against Fanfiction rules, I'll delete it, but I think its safe. It's not just lyrics, but there's a story too! Don be hating!
Thank you and for the lyrics. Ready Steady Go! By L'arc En Ciel. 'Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls' by TLC. I do not know how to make the copyright sign, so please forgive me!
Gomensai!
