I'm not Kazuya Minekura or Sarah Hale.

A/N: Okay. I'm disappointed in myself for letting this be my first fanfic… I know it's pathetic. I still have this massive idea, but I really can't let my thoughts settle… I can't ignore the other nagging ideas can I?

Please be as harsh with your comments as possible… no matter how crazy they seem. I would greatly appreciate it if anyone said:

'I don't like how you describe Goku's eyes just plain gold… you suck for not putting Goku's shinning gold eyes.' no matter how ridiculous, don't hesitate to criticize this awful BS I've come up with…

SANZO HAD A LITTLE APE
Based on the nursery rhyme, "Mary had a Little Lamb"

Sanzo had a little ape,
A little ape,
A little ape,
Sanzo had a little ape,

Whose eyes were pure as gold.

And everywhere that Sanzo went,
Sanzo went,
Sanzo went,
And everywhere that Sanzo went,

The ape was sure to go.

It followed him to the west
The west one day,
The west one day,
It followed him to the West one day,

With two other fools.

It made the two laugh and play,
Laugh and play,
Laugh and play,
It made the two laugh and play,

To see the monkey loon.

And so Sanzo turned it out,
Turned it out,
Turned it out,
And so Sanzo turned it out,

But still it lingered near.

And waited patiently about,
Patiently about,
Patiently about,
And waited patiently about

Till Sanzo did appear.

"Why does the baboon love Sanzo so?
Love Sanzo so?
Love Sanzo so?"

"Why does the baboon love Sanzo so?"the eager kappa did cry.

"Why, Sanzo loves the ape, you know,"
"The ape, you know
The ape, you know,"

"Why, Sanzo loves his ape you know," came the teacher's reply.

Aw… That was really weird.

Gome…