I'm Taller Than You!
So, here's the first of a series of crack one-shots. I hope you enjoy!
Like it says on my profile and in the summary, I will eventually update Memories of a Stranger, but I need some time to get over my writer's block on it. Sorry to anyone who is reading that one…
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Merlin stood, facing Arthur, only inches apart. The men stared at each other with piercing gazes for what felt like an eternity. Finally, Merlin decided to break the silence:
"I'M TALLER THAN YOU!" he exclaimed.
"What nonsense are you spouting now?" Arthur replied, annoyed.
"I'm taller than you," Merlin repeated.
"Merlin, you're only taller than me by an inch. That doesn't count," Argued Arthur.
"Does too."
"Does not."
"Does too."
"Does not."
"Does too!"
"Does not!"
"DOES TOO!"
"DOES NOT!"
"DOES TOO!"
"DOES NOT!"
Suddenly, Gwen burst into the room. Somehow, she had grown to be 8 feet tall.
"I'M TALLER THAN BOTH OF YOU, SO PLEASE SHUT UP WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!" she scolded loudly.
Terrified, Arthur and Merlin ran away and hid in a closet.
The End.
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I've had this idea kinda floating around for a while now… I just found it really funny that Merlin is like an inch taller than Arthur… Meh. I hope you liked it.
