Disclaimer: I own squat except for I guess the Bombshell Bounty Hunter Website….unless there's one I don't know about.

AN: Just a short little story I thought of when I was explaining two separate things to my mother one was about converting her to the glories of being a Babe shipper and why it's the only way Steph will ever have true love, the other was about the wonders of fanfiction. Well anyway I hope you enjoy it, please R&R it would make me a very happy person XD Oh and it's rated T just incase

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BlackEyedWicca


The Internet Debate

I was bored. I had come to this conclusion precisely three minutes and 48 seconds ago. It was Saturday and I had nothing to do. There were no FTA's, the television had nothing on, my apartment was clean, Lula and Connie and Mary Lou were all out having a social life, Morelli and me were pretty much on a permanent off again and Ranger was Batman, you couldn't ring up Batman just cause you were bored, it just wasn't done.

I turned to look at Rex and said "What am I going to do now?" I didn't get a reply; Rex was probably sleeping off the grape I had given him. Standing up I walked into my bedroom and was about to flop down on the bed in my thinking position when I noticed my laptop was on the floor next to my bed. It was a light blue colour, had internet connection and it had been a cheap buy. Walking over to it I picked it up and sat on my bed.

I cautiously turned it on; hoping my luck with computers wasn't as bad as my luck with cars. When nothing exploded I relaxed and sat it on my lap. The desktop screen came on and it was a cacky green colour, grimacing I decided to find a picture that would look pretty. Pulling up an internet I started searching for tropical rainforests.

As I was waiting for it to load I noticed my mobile seating on my pillow. I started at it for a minute before an evil smirk crossed my face. Abandoning my picture search I typed Ricardo Carlos Manoso in the search box.

As it started loading I was almost jumping up and down in my seat from anticipation. When the page finally appeared I scanned the information for each site. The first one said 'All you need to know about Ricardo' the blurb said Ricardo Carlos Manoso, Spanish builder who died in 1956. Frowning I continued only to find more of the same, there was nothing on Ranger.

Sighing I was about to give up on the laptop and go back to boredom when an idea struck me. Curious I typed in my own name, wondering what would come up. The first one to load made my eyebrows shoot up into my hairline the title was 'The Life Of The Bombshell Bounty Hunter'

My hand was almost shaking as I clicked on the link. It sent me to a purple page with a picture of me and one of my exploding cars; there was a link that said "Enter the world of Trenton's No 1 Favourite Bounty Hunter' I wasn't sure whether to be flattered by the compliment I freaked that my picture was floating around the internet.

Clicking the link it sent me to another page, it said that the site was run by the talents of 'Red Raven' 'Foxy Mamma' and 'Miss Blitz'. Scrolling down I didn't bother reading the notes I was focused on the links, as I read them my eyes widened there were polls, pictures, Stephanie information, Information and poll regarding the Ranger and Morelli debate. My jaw fell open, there was a debate? Clicking the link it showed a picture of Ranger, Morelli and me. Underneath it were entries from various people.

The first one was from the creators who had written 'Okay this is a debate we think has no real competition, but we would like to here your opinion. Our combined vote is that it's Ranger and Steph all the way all opinions are appreciated whether they are agreeing or disagreeing. So let's get the debate underway.'

I blinked before skimming further down to read what other people had said, the first three were posted today and all said it was Ranger and me, in fact out of the first 50 postings there was only two for Morelli and me. I was so surprised that when I finally snapped out of my trance I practically jumped off the bed and flew into the lounge room. I started pacing up and down. "Rex, there's a site dedicated to me on the internet and people are voting over who I should be with. I don't know what to do it's weird, yet flattering and I mean what would Ranger and Joe think if they saw it not to mention….."

It was like a giant penny the size of Trenton dropped. Grinning I said to Rex "It's the perfect way to do it." I then flew back into the bedroom and registered to the site using the name 'Boston Crème' I then quickly typed up my own post before submitting it. When it appeared on the site I took a deep breath before grabbing my mobile and punching his number in. I heard him pick up but before he could say anything I cut him off "Did you know there's a site dedicated to me on the internet?"

"No, is it a threat?" I could feel the tension in his voice it caused a small smile to cross my face. Making sure there was no nervousness in my voice I said "No but you might want to look at it, have you got a laptop or computer handy?" I could hear him moving around, after a few minutes he said "What do I type in?"

"My name, it should be the first one there; it's called The Life Of The Bombshell Bounty Hunter." I heard some typing and a click of the mouse. "They've got your picture, that's not a good thing." I shrugged but realising he couldn't see me said "I'm too worried, so there's one more freak to come after me, besides I'm a member of the site anyway."

"Oh really? What's your pen name?" My nervousness went up a notch as I said "Boston Crème." He laughed before I heard another click which was then followed by silence and I assumed he had read the links, making my heart beat quicken and my nervousness increase.

"Information and poll regarding the Ranger and Morelli debate?"

"You should click it, it's very interesting." I heard the click and a few seconds later there was a sharp intake of breath. My heart pounding almost painfully in my chest I said with a surprising amount of calm "Anything interesting to read?" The was a few moments of silence before "I agree with you answer and I'll be over in 5 minutes." He then hung up and with a happy, nervous and huge smile I read over my note.

'Bombshell Bounty Hunter Stephanie Plum here. I've read over all of the advice given regarding who I should get with and have realised who it is I truly love. So my vote on the Ranger Vs's Morelli poll is Batman himself Ranger. Actually I think I'll call him now, see what his opinion on the matter is.'

I turned off my computer before I started getting changed in the sexist thing I could find. When I was changed I walked over to Rex and said with a nervous smile "I hope I did the right thing and if it turns out I did I will have a new appreciation for computers." Rex's whiskers twitched just before a knock sounded on my door. Walking over to it I took a deep breath before opening the door to face a drool worthy Ranger who was looking at me like I was dinner and for once I wasn't worried or guilty.


AN: Well Whatcha think? If you want a continuation I might be able to write one but I'll need to know if it's liked 'wink, wink, nudge, nudge' Nah it's all good I hope you enjoyed it. Did ya like the idea? I don't think it's been done but yeah. It was just as short little babe fluff ball. Well cya

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