Sorry, you probably won't like this, it's more because I just wanted to see for myself what it'd be like to have myself in here.
Disclaimer: I do not own Adventure Time or any of the songs I use in here.
I yelled timber as the big tree fell to the ground. I doubted anyone was around ,but it felt fun to say it. I continued chopping the tree up until I had some pretty good wood planks. As I finished up I realized it was almost sunset and I put my axe down. I walked over to this rickety old shack that I was staying in until I got a roof over my head and went inside. I got an apple and grabbed my acoustic guitar and went outside. I held the apple in my mouth and set the guitar on top of the shed. Then I climbed up on the wobbly thing and prayed it didn't tip over.
I dangled my legs over the edge and ate my apple, watching the sky turn orange and blue and purple. When it went down I had finished my apple and I chucked it at a tree. " Yes " I said, as it contacted with the trunk. I picked up my guitar and made sure it was tuned. Then I strummed a few chords and sang,
" I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind,
I left my body lyin' somewhere in the sands of time,
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon,
I feel there's nothin' I can do."
Kryptonite-3 doors down
I put my guitar down and leaned back. It was one of my favorite songs that I dug up. I found it in a building with a bunch of other c.d.'s in it. I guessed they used to sell music before the great mushroom war.
I climbed down with my guitar and curled up on the floor inside the shed and went to sleep.
The sunlight of a new day streamed in through the one window in the shed. I woke up and brushed the dust off my clothes. I went over to this wooden box I kept all my stuff in to get new clothes. It was red and had a patch that goes on a jacket on the top, it said Vietnam veteran. I figured it was an old war or something, the Vietnam war. I opened it and got out a red hoodie that said Alabama on on it. I wore that over a plain black t-shirt and got on a new pair of pants. Then I tied my red converse shoes up and went outside.
I breathed in the morning air and put my hands on my hips. It was beautiful outside. I stood looking around for a while and then I heard my stomach growl. I ate my last piece of food last night and now I needed more. I set out with some money I had and walked to the road about a mile from my house. I was building my house on the edge of some woods. I got to the road and decided which way I'd walk down it. As I was walking there was a man pulling a wagon loaded with boxes.
" Hey mister" I said to him.
" Hey kid, can I help you?"
" Yeah ,can you tell me where the nearest place to buy food is?"
" Well the nearest place is the Candy Kingdom, but it's mostly candy there. You just keep going and take a right, you can't miss it."
" Thank you sir"
