Bombshell

It's been a while, guys. I've been working on a novel for the last couple of months. I'm done with it now, so that's good. I might post it FictionPress. But anyway, This story is about the countries acting kind of wacky and hostile. It's kind of like an over exaggeration of their negative traits. This kind of stems from Fairy Tail a bit from the filler arc when the celestial spirits wanted freedom. This is also the first time I'm putting Sealand in one of my stories because I really don't like him.

Sealand was excited to try out his new mass bomb. "This will surely get the bigger countries' attention. When they see how strong I am, they'll have to accept me now." He started to run around the entire country, filled with glee.

One of the subjects stopped him. "Do you want us to launch it?" He asked, rather annoyed. Sealand nodded vigorously. "Yes! Totally!" The bomb was launched and landed in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It sent a shockwave across the world.

At the World Conference, Sealand knew what he would say. Hopefully Mr. Germany wouldn't yell at him for it. "Hey, guys. Did you hear about that bomb? That was mine and only a country couldbuildathinglikethatsothatmakesmeacountry, right?"

But when he got there he was surprised to see America and Germany fighting. "What do you think you're doing, man? I run things around here!" Germany gave him a shove. "You don't know how run a meeting properly. Democracy gives your subjects too much power! I need to be the only one speaking!" America shoved him back. "Well, I am the world's largest power. No one knows what they're doing. I'm the biggest and baddest so everyone belongs to me."

Sealand knew that there have been power struggles between the natural born leaders. But they never questioned each other's ideologies. And since when did Germany believe in dictatorship? And America never thought he owned the world. Sealand ran up to them.

"Hey, guys! Guess what?" The two countries glared down at him. Sealand may had tinkled in his trousers. America smiled widely at him. Not his normal friendly smile but a predatory smile. "Hey, little guy. What's kid like you doing all by yourself? Why don't become a part of the good old USA?" Sealand didn't know how to respond.

"YOU DARE INTERRUPT US IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARGUMENT!?" Germany roared. Sealand squealed. "I'm so sorry, sir!"

"What are you two arguing about?" Sealand glanced behind him. It was Britain! In a pirate suit? "Mr. Britain! You saved me! Everyone's acting weird." Britain drew his sword and grinned. "Everything you've got. Drop it." Sealand stared at him in shock. "You're robbing me!?"

"Wassup, Bitches?" Sealand's jaw dropped. Canada was wearing a leather jacket and some ripped jeans. He was holding two hand guns, one in each hand. He looked like a gangster.

Britain gritted his teeth. "Well, if it isn't my greatest rival." Rival? "Wait? Canada? Canada is your rival? I thought France was." Britain laughed. "That frog never stood a chance against me. He could barely light the candle, let alone hold it up to me. He barely put up a fight."

Sealand swallowed. "What do you mean?" Britain looked down at him with a serious expression. "I killed him." Sealand gasped. "Now drop belongings before you're next, would ya?"

Canada pushed him aside. "The little brat's mine, you hear." Sealand noticed something wrong. "Um…sir? Where's Mr. Kumajiro?" Canada had a disgusted expression on his face. "I got sick of him forgetting my name," Well, you always forgotten his name, "so put him in my torture chamber. Ms. Hungary is handling him just fine."

What the heck is wrong with these people? They were all acting wacko! Suddenly, Hong Kong came in.