Conversations

Disclaimer- I do not own Pokemon, but I do own Bob the pirate and Scruffy the Persian(but not Persians).

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Me: Okay, let's talk pirate. What is your name?

Scruffy: his name is Dumbass.

Pirate: EEEEEAAAARRRGGH! Me name be Bob the pirate! Those be cute kitties.

Scruffy: Kitties are females, Dumbass! We are toms!

Me: Hi, Bob. Thanks for the cat's compliment, Where were you born?

Little Sydney: He was born by falling off of a truck.

Bob: I be hailin' from Wisconsin, eargh.

Me: What city?

Bob: I be from Monroe, Swiss Cheese capital of the world, EEAARGH!!

Scruffy:where there is cheese, there are mice! yum...

Me: I hear they also have the best munster.

Little Sydney: Mice are delicious...

Bob: That be the truth, Arr...

Me: What oth-

Bob: EEEAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!

Scruffy: Ass!

Me: What other cheese is the best there?

Bob: Arr, all the cheeses be the best there, Arrrr...

Me: ...Cool...

Bob: What land be ye hailin' from?(arr)

Me: I was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Bob: That be a fine city, Arrgh...

Scruffy: Say it is better than Monroe!

Me: It's better than Monroe.

Little Sydney: Ha ha! Awesome!

Bob: EEEAAARRGGHH!! YE BE TAKIN' THAT BACK, BEFORE YE WALK THE PLANK, YE SCURVY DOG!!!!!!

Scruffy: Are you gonna take that from a pirate?

Me: That's all the time we have for today! Bye!

Little Sydney: Chicken!

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