Conversations
Disclaimer- I do not own Pokemon, but I do own Bob the pirate and Scruffy the Persian(but not Persians).
italics meowing only I can understand.
Me: Okay, let's talk pirate. What is your name?
Scruffy: his name is Dumbass.
Pirate: EEEEEAAAARRRGGH! Me name be Bob the pirate! Those be cute kitties.
Scruffy: Kitties are females, Dumbass! We are toms!
Me: Hi, Bob. Thanks for the cat's compliment, Where were you born?
Little Sydney: He was born by falling off of a truck.
Bob: I be hailin' from Wisconsin, eargh.
Me: What city?
Bob: I be from Monroe, Swiss Cheese capital of the world, EEAARGH!!
Scruffy:where there is cheese, there are mice! yum...
Me: I hear they also have the best munster.
Little Sydney: Mice are delicious...
Bob: That be the truth, Arr...
Me: What oth-
Bob: EEEAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!!
Scruffy: Ass!
Me: What other cheese is the best there?
Bob: Arr, all the cheeses be the best there, Arrrr...
Me: ...Cool...
Bob: What land be ye hailin' from?(arr)
Me: I was born in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Bob: That be a fine city, Arrgh...
Scruffy: Say it is better than Monroe!
Me: It's better than Monroe.
Little Sydney: Ha ha! Awesome!
Bob: EEEAAARRGGHH!! YE BE TAKIN' THAT BACK, BEFORE YE WALK THE PLANK, YE SCURVY DOG!!!!!!
Scruffy: Are you gonna take that from a pirate?
Me: That's all the time we have for today! Bye!
Little Sydney: Chicken!
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