Hi! Thanks for trying this story out. Hope you'll enjoy it! :)

I'll be doing five letters in a chapter. So bear with me.


Disclaimer:

Lana: Ok Air-for-brains, do the disclaimer.

Zeus: You cannot command me, mortal!

Lana: Really? What about if I reveal your secret to Hera?

Zeus: *gulps* Fine! I will do the disclaimer. Lana does not own anything but the plot. The rest belongs to Rick Riordan.


I am Hades, Lord of the Underworld. I ,however, will be force to answer your pathetic Q/A letters in the "Demigod Daily" as a punishment for uh certain things. Please note that you are to begin your letter with a Dear Hades or else... Do not write any nonsense or I shall send my skeleton army to attack you. That is all.


Dear Hades,

are you evil?

Sincerely a curious demigod

Dear a curious demigod,

that was a stupid question. What part of "Underworld" do you not get? Of course I am evil!

Sincerely Hades


Dear Hades,

why is your skin so pale? It is certainly not glamorous. Maybe you should get a tan.

Sincerely Aphrodite demigoddess

Dear Aphrodite demigoddess,

I live in the Underworld. It's dark and dreary and there is no sun. That is why my skin is so pale. And I will not get a tan! My skin care is none of your concern.

Sincerely Hades


Dear Corpse-breath,

why are you so hideous?

Sincerely T & C

Dear Travis and Connor Stoll,

I know where you are and you better run now. My hellhounds are coming for you.

Sincerely Hades


Dear Hades,

HOW COULD YOU SEND THOSE HELLHOUNDS AFTER MY SONS! DO YOU KNOW THEY COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! IF IT WEREN'T FOR PERCY, THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO YOUR REALM! AND TRUST ME, YOU WOULDN'T WANT THAT!

Sincerely Hermes

Dear Hermes,

your sons started it first. As to your previous statement, I do not want them in my realm. However, I can put them into Tartarus. Better tell your sons about that.

Sincerely Hades


Dear Uncle H,

want a ride in my car? It's super fast and we can work on your tan then as I am the sun god. A tan would do you good. Trust me, it'll make Persephone longing for you.

Sincerely your favourite nephew

Dear Apollo,

no I do not want a ride in your car. I also do not want a tan. You hear that? I DO NOT WANT A TAN! As for Persephone, she is always longing for me. So keep your head out of my business. By the way, you are not my favourite nephew. If I had to pick, it would be Percy Jackson.

Sincerely Hades


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