Disclaimer: Well if you ever find yourself asking, who owns Naruto? Then I can say that Naruto, characters plots and whatever, do not belong to me.
Pairing: OMG Sasunaru how original of me.
Warnings: BAD SPELLING!!!! THE HORROR, THE AGONY!
Devil in disguise
Chapter 1 – 'SURPRISE'
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? Is this some kind of sick punishment? Because if, you have passed the exceptional, it's to cruel!"
"Naruto…" Iruka began but was immediately interrupted by Naruto, for the second time under this conversation, and was now walking back and forward in front of the TV and looked like he was having some kind of attack.
"If this is about me and that smoke bomb in Tsunade's office, so can I tell you that it was a-all Shikamaru's idea. He's like two metres high and wide, HE WOULD HAVE KILLED ME IF I DIDN'T DO IT! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! Do you want me dead? Never mind, bad question." He finished and stopped in front of the tea-drinking Iruka.
"Because otherwise YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TOO ME, YOUR ONE AND ONLY NEPHEW!"
Naruto screamed while he jumped up and down in frustration.
Iruka's eyebrow twitched a bit but he pretended not to hear about the smoke bomb and said, while he was massaging his head as if he were in pain.
"Aren't you overreacting now?
"Overreacting…OVERREACTING! You're kidding? Last time I met him I was so close to strangle him and we only spent two horrible hours together. I'm permanently marked by those hours, AND YOU'RE SAYING I'M OVERREACTING!"
"Calm down Naruto, Sasuke moving in here isn't the end of the world." Iruka said in a tired voice. He should have told him in a more…gentle way. Or maybe not at all.
Immediately the blond boy froze and went from tomato-red by anger to pale as death in one second.
"…Naruto…are you okay? Iruka asked with a worried voice because of Naruto's sudden mood change and looked at Naruto whose eyes where widened in horror.
"…Moving in…not…a…temporary guest…" Naruto said with a very-not-like-Naruto-voice.
"Yeah, didn't I tell you? He is going to start live with us because his parents are going to travel abroad because of work and they thought that it would be best if he stayed here in our care.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I FORBID IT!" Naruto exploded.
"…Ehm…Naruto… It's not like you're the 'man' of the house or something. Your opinion doesn't count."
"BUT WHY CAN'T HE LIVE WITH ITACHI, THEY'RE BROTHERS FOR GODS SAKE!" He was getting desperate by now.
"Out of the question. You know how wild Itachi are and what kind of life he's living. That environment is no place for a 15-year-old boy and especially not for Sasuke, who is so sweet.
"SWEET!" Naruto spitted out his eyes almost popping out from his head.
"He's the devil in disguise! He's not sweet!"
"Naruto stop it! Why are you always complaining on Sasuke? He, who is such a polite boy!"
"WHY? Because he's a nagging spoiled brat that is always complaining, and thinks he's some kind of miracle, AND has -make Naruto's life so miserably as possible - as his favourite hobby!"
Iruka's eyebrow twitched again and you could see a blood vein pumping furiously at his forehead.
"I don't think you're in any position to talk. What was it Tsunade said last time we met? Yeah I remember, that you're the MOST annoying, troublemaking, loudest brat in the whole school, no, the whole town and that even the third years is afraid of YOU!"
Silence…
"Ahh…ha…ha…such sense of humour that women have…" Naruto began nervously and cursed his old hag to principal under his breath.
"No I'm serious Naruto. See this as an opportunity! You need more discipline and having Sasuke here is perfect, learn from him!"
"…Okay, I think I'm going to throw up now..." Naruto mumbled and began to walk away from Iruka in the sofa who he knew was preparing for his usual
– grow up Naruto- or coughIcough you will ruin your life - speech.
"Ey kid, where're you going!" Iruka yelled after Naruto who did not even bother to turn around to answer.
"To my room…"
"But I wasn't finished!"
"…I know…" Naruto said with a groan.
"WAIT, come back! You need to hear this!"
"I'm not listening…"
"SASUKE IS COMING TOMORROW!"
"WHAT?" Naruto yelled and made a U-turn back to a now very smug-looking Iruka.
"And you tell me this now! Is it something else you "forgotten" to mention." Naruto asked with clenched fits while grinding his teeth.
Iruka scratched himself in the head "Ehm…let me think…You will of course attend to the same school, who knows maybe even the same class." Said Iruka with sparkling eyes and looked as he thought that Sasuke and Naruto would become best friends.
"And you will sleep at the sofa from now on, so Sasuke can have your room. It is a bit small compared to his old room. However, I think that if we all…blab la blab la…"
All the other words went lost for Naruto, he saw Iruka's lips move in slow motion, but the only thing he heard was Iruka's voice saying repeatedly
Same school.
Same school.
Same school.
Sasuke can have your room.
Sasuke can have your room.
Sasuke can have your room.
Naruto looked like he was having a heart attack and couldn't get any air and suddenly he ran out from the room to his own, as fast as he could and then he closed the door with a loud bang, making Iruka almost drop his tea-cup.
"…Naruto?"
After some minutes, with still no sign of Naruto, Iruka walked out from the TV-room with a sigh and stopped in front of Naruto's door.
"Naruto…Can I come in…?" He asked with a calm and gentle voice.
Naruto didn't answer and Iruka took that as a yes and laid his hand on the doorknob and…
"Naruto WHY ARE THE DOOR LOCKED!" Iruka yelled while he was kicking and hitting the door.
"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO PROTECT THIS ROOM WITH MY LIFE!"
"WHAT! Screamed Iruka's voice, that had by now reached a very dangerous high-pitched level.
"I WILL NEVER LEAVE THIS ROOM, NOT UNTIL THE DAY SASUKE LEAVES OR I DIE!"
"Naruto that was the most idiotic thing I ever heard, now open the door!"
Naruto ignored Iruka's voice from the other side at the door and threw himself onto his bed, and laid his arms under his head while he closed his eyes.
…Soon it would come…
"NAAARUTOOO!"
There…
"You're…YOU'RE…YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOCK YOUR DOOR!"
"Waaaow…are you serious? Now when I know that, I will of course immediately lock up the door to you. Cause I care about that sooo much right now."
Iruka's answer to that was a somewhat inhuman and primal scream.
Then he gave the door a last kick before he walked away while saying
"I see…then there will be no Ramen for you."
"LIAR, WE DON'T HAVE ANY RAMEN AT HOME!" Naruto screamed and stuck out his tongue to the closed door the he closed his eyes and ignored the angry steps from Iruka.
This was a nightmare, a horrible nightmare and if not, I will stay here forever!
He remembered the last time they met, a year ago, and shivered by the memory.
For two hours, he had been stuck with the…oh so irritating, smug, arrogant…Sasuke…
Flashback
Iruka, Sasuke's parents and some others that belonged to a certain circle of friends sat in the large dining hall in the Uchiha mansion, eating drinking and just having a good time like they always did maybe they had have a little to much of the wine but that wasn't so unusual.
However, while the grownups laughed with not a single worry in life, Naruto and Sasuke sat in Sasuke's…very depressing…room... It had nothing on the walls and the only furniture was a white desk, a bed, a chair...and the room was filled with this creepy feeling that the room belonged to a mental hospital.
The room had zero personality and where almost so cleaned that you could mirror yourself in the floor.
Itachi had disappeared out, through the window in his room, a long time ago. Probably going to some party, that where held by friends that he had promised Mr and Mrs Uchiha too never meet again, and had said with a big scary smile; that if they told mum and dad that he was gone, he would kill them.
By some reason, Naruto believed him.
Therefore, now in an awkward silence, that had existed the latest 20 minutes, Naruto sat on the chair tapping a pen into the white working-desk in Sasuke's room while Sasuke lied on his bed with a complete neutral look in his face. It was almost scary, he hadn't moved a bit under the twenty minutes that had passed and Naruto wondered if he was living breathing being, or a robot.
However, the silence was at least better then a Sasuke insulting him, like he had done before, in over an hour. It was extremely frustrating to not hit the other boy or hurt him in some violent way as he had promised Iruka…
The promise was not of the voluntary kind, it was more…
"IF YOU DON'T CONTROL YOUR TEMPERAMENT, YOUR GROUNDED FOR FOREVER, NO RAMEN EITHER!"
"NO RAMEN? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
"Do you have a girlfriend?" Naruto almost screamed when he heard Sasuke's voice interrupt the thick silence in the room and he turned his head to Sasuke.
"What?" Naruto said with a dumbfounded expression in his face, since when had they decided to talk, and about this subject?
"Do-you-have-a-girlfriend?" Sasuke said with the same bored-looking-face that seemed too never leave his face.
"No…"
The boy seemed happy with that answer, or so happy a bored Sasuke could be. Maybe he had imagined the expression that had fluttered over the boys face. When he thought about it he imagined a lot of things when it was about Sasuke.
"…Like I thought…I would had been surprised if someone was stupid enough to be with you."
"WHAT!" Naruto roared his cheeks turning red because of anger.
"Have you ever done it?"
Naruto got a violent cough-attack and you could see the largest blush in his face, or he said to himself that it was still the anger that was still colouring his face, when he stuttered:
"Tha- that's none of your business."
"Ahh…so the moron is a virgin!" Sasuke suddenly said with a knowingly smirk and slowly sat up in the bed, suddenly interested in Naruto for the first time this evening, it seemed.
"…em…no…I mean yes…or no..." Stuttered Naruto, the blush in his face growing.
"WHY AM I DISCUSSING MY SEX-LIFE WITH YOU?" Naruto screamed when it suddenly came up for him that it where Sasuke he was talking to.
His mind was trying it's best to strangle himself.
"You mean your non-existing…"
"WHATEVER!" He answered with some strange hand movements, like saying that this was the end of their conversation.
"Do you like anyone right now?"
"No!" Naruto exclaimed who was beginning to get more and more uncomfortable with this subject.
"Why the hell do you care, anyway?"
Sasuke didn't answer acting like he didn't hear it and then the real embarrassing questions came up.
For ONE HOUR, Naruto sat and listened to Sasuke oh so not welcomed questions.
Then it somehow changed directions and Sasuke began to answer the questions, filling him with very disturbing pictures in his head.
Pictures he so did not want there.
At first, he tried to ignore Sasuke's voice and instead focus on Sasuke's very clean floor, but that…did not go so well…
So after one hours of Sasuke's rambling he had run away from his room, screaming…
At least he had not start fighting as he had promised the, for the moment drunk and happy Iruka.
End flashback
However, It was not his personality that was the biggest pain in the as, the most irritating thing with Sasuke was that EVERYBODY seemed to love him!
In front of everybody else, he was Mr Perfect an angel.
Except, when he where with Naruto!
Another thing that was extremely irritating with Sasuke was that he had everything, everything Naruto ever wanted, but he never gave it a second thought. Taking it all for granted.
He was to damn arrogant!
He was the class president- Source nagging Iruka
A genius with the top score- Source nagging Iruka
Top athletic- Source nagging Iruka
Winner of tons of different scholarships- Source nagging Iruka
Owner to the most beautiful eyes, hair and... - SHITE, I DID SO NOT THINK THAT RIGHT NOW! SASUKE IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD, No-not beautiful or something like that…
Naruto kept mumbling curses over Sasuke and ignored his rumbling stomach when the clock passed seven and then he drifted away to peaceful sleep…
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