The Ten Commandments of South Park;

1. Thou shall not say "respect mah authoritah" it is copyright of Eric Cartman
and he has the authority to turn your parents into chili.

2. You are Kenny McCormick's bitch, no objections, no reason, thou simply
are.

3. Thou shall not scream "boo" in Tweek's ear; he will throw hot coffee in
thine face.

4. Honor the power of Craig Tucker's middle finger

5. Strange happenings shall not be discussed. Ex: Kenny coming back to life or
walking in on any of your classmates making out, even if the two are both
males.

6. If Clyde Donovan bursts into random show tunes, for God's sake STOP HIM.

7. Thou are not allowed to call Kyle "Jewtastic" no matter how many times Kenny
says it is allowed.

8. Doth not fuck with Wendy Testaburger.

9. Pip is not French. Thou shall face his British dodge ball wrath if you dare
to disagree.

10. What happens in South Park, STAYS in South Park.