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THxxxxx! *:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*

My name is Marinetti Spaghetti, da most kawaii (A/N: jAPANese E e4cuTE DUH!) GURL in Paris. My mom is totes WEEB n my da ish Italian. Welivein Par is,, ITaly.

AnYWAHZ S o tOdAY I WAzlate 2 SKOOL WEN I DRPPD ME PANTriez DE PAsteriez FLEW EVERYWHERE N I WAZ HORRIFIED121!?121!SOMEOFTHE PASties where SQEUISHED SO I CRIEDNSOBBED ON DA STREETS OAFPARIs (N MAH bBby da stars shine BRIGHT DRESS wAZ RUInED!1!1!1!).

ThEN SOme RLY OLD UGLY JACKIE CHAN DUDEappeared out of nowaer walkINdown d astre etz.

NO JAKIE-CHAN!"" eye screamed vry loudly in an anime voice as I pulled him away from da street. Ew.

""O U VRY KAWAII GURL I GIVE U BOX.""""he say in vry cool karate accent. I take da box even tho idek wtf it is.

I then think of my parents because they say strangers are weirdos n i shld run nOWWWW

But My mom told me 1 tiem finds dat accent vry hAWt.

"Thx I say "mah mom thinks ur accent is hAWt."

"Oh rly I have 5 wives alreadytho." Jakie-chan say.

WELL I HAVE 2 go 2 anime SKOOL that I h8 so by old man!1!1!2!2" i scream cuz BAKA (ITS jAPuneEZ 4 stupid u BAKA non-WEEB) 'm late 4 animuSKOOL. AHHHHHHhhHhhHhHh

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHhhh

MOAR screamin as I run down Par is

Now I'm animu SKOOL

I sat down but den Barbie tried to 2 kik me out. "Get oUT U WEEABOO!2!2!2!2!2!111" she scream. I was so pissedI decide 2 sob n cry liek how Cantarella by hATsUNE mEEKu maek me cri.

But I refuse to leave my seat.

Her FREND, redhead Barbie den says. "U got 2 obey da rulz Marinetti Spaghetti or else Barbie gonna gether dad on u." O rly well hez a poser like Barbie so stfu or I kill wIF my kawaii demon blade." I cry out in kawaii animu tears. It's gr8 bein half-WEEB. "Lol u guyz r weird bak in my mahcountry we burn Barbie dolls 4 warmf." Some girl dat look liek a prnxcss jazmine hipster say 2 Barbie. Barbie cry then take her sidekick with her to another seat.

We laugh. A lot.

"U no ur so weird but kawaii I'm Marinetti who u?!,?,?"""" i ask, she reply "I'm ALYA n I'm frum indiria. U?"

"Im ananimu gurl!^_^^!" I say happy. "Ur outfit is so hipster I lov eit.!.!.! Do u liek my kawaii Lolita outfitttt?"

"Yas it so KAWAII I LAWVE TOKIDOKI!1!2!1!1!1!"""" She shout with me :-) she so cool. Da teacher say 2 stfu but FAWK da teacher she stewpit n she nvr says anything in da show. "So u no any SUPERHEROS here in Paris Marinetti Spaghetti-chan?1111?" She ask.

"lolno Paris i sbor ing dUHHHH we have no SUPERHEROS. But in America DEY do. I say

So we go thru time machine AN NoW IM HOME YAYYYYyyYyYyY

So I open box dat Jackie chan gave me n put earrings on. Den a Pokemon appear n she waz kawaii like mwah. But kinda weird. Her hed waz 2 big so she fell. I laugh n gave her a kawaii couch 2 sit on.

"Ew being stuk in those earrings waz terr1ble111111 but thx for da giving me a place 2 sit cuz my body is 2 Chibi. she complain n I laugh kawaiily ur so cute OMF u like a magical pet witch is super duper kawaii but dis is virtwual reality liek SWoRD ARt ONLinE rite?! (A/N I 3333 AZun a!)

No I'm a magikal pet actually" she cry very kawaii years like mwah. So KAWAIIIIIIII AHHHHHhhHhHhhHhHhhhhhhhhh

WAIT SO IM A MAGICUL GURL NOW?! I scream then cry THEN IM GUNNA DIE LIKE MADOKA-CHAN! (A/n: she my fav karacter frum pwuELLA mAgI MADokawhich is a sad magikalgurl animu!1!1!1!1!)))))

"YEA BUT IT OKAY""" SHE CRY WIF ME

NO

IT

DUM KAWAII SHOPKINZ or pokemon

OR TSUM TSUM IDEC" I cream very loud. My

WEEB mother ask frum our italianbakery"lmao Marinetti u okey dere mah sweet loli?"but I cream NO I FINE MA-Chan-San!111111 333333

She say okie Daisuki (A/N: IT MEANZ I LUV U UGH ITS NOT YURI!1!1!1!1!1!) mah wittle mochi (I LAHVVvvVvVv being a anime gurl]]]]]

Okay Tikki da coat ish clear"" I wish per and she come out berry sad.

"Rly?!,,,,, oki! I tell u abt da MEERACOLASSSS!1!22211 itz in ur ear ringz n u Cntransform bi sayin' MEERACOLASSSS LADYBOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG-CHAN!111111" tiki I say in kawaii voice.

Oki let me tri then!11!1 I screamed"MEERACULASSSSSS LADYBOOOOOgggggg!1!1!1!2!2!1211"""

I den felt a swooshing motion and mah pretty loli dress turned into acoolio magikul gurl out fit

It was goth n cool WIF blood red dress n midnite BLAK spotz on it. I denhad a kawaii red bows on mah kawaii pigtails n my shoes were 4-inch hi heelz with a BIG RED BOW ON IT1111!1!1!1!1!1!1

I thenhad th is toteskawWeewee mask-su liek sailor v frum saila moon. It waz rly kawaii guyz

Liek supa kawaii

I felt liek da most kaweewee goth magikul gurl 2 exist Eva.

N then I had liek dis yoyo dat had BLAK lace-chan on ittt n it waz lit liek it lit up

I waz gunna show my WEEB mom dat I waz now a magikul girl but liek she waz busy watching attak on teetan . I think the show is liek 2 violent n I'm 2 cute 4 bloody stuff liek it's ew

Butmy ma lieks it n wishes Levi waz Her husbando

So I decide 2 fli out window cuz I'm a magikul GURL OKEY?11222!99

N WEEEEEEEEE I WAZ FLYIN ROUND PARISSSS n it waz cool

I think :)

SoI liekden out of no where de where waz dis supa cute guy I waz liek hot damn 3 da neko suit

"So u must b de Otha MEERACULASSSSSS holder""" he say n his voice seem familiar as in DAT BASTARD WHO HANGS OUTWIF BARBIE N HE LOOKZ LIEK KEN but awww dat can't b him1! dis guy waz hella cute n hella new his kawaii animu fshion. He waz wearing neko earz n a morf suit WIF A CAT COLLAR 33333

"So liek wats ur naem Milady-chan-sempoo?554566" "" he ask n I liek totes blush a berry kawaiired. Liek my dress11122!

"O well I'm a magikul gurl so liek I think IMMA be LADYBUGGGGGGG cuz Tikki told me ;-) I say in a smexeh voice n I saw him blush 2 "and to be honest ur hot n kawaii de saEM tiem kiss me liek in those shojo animuz"""""" I say n he nods takin mah first kissu

I felt liek how I feel wen my SHIPZ get togetherrrr it feelz amazinggggggGGG

We liek did da tongue thingy and ya no got up real close. I felt his cat partz were gonna explode(A/N: supa scandalous n smutti rite?!1111 :33343))))::It waz hella kawaiiiiiii

Den we stahp cuz we here noises n screaming liek some REALLY BAD ANIMU VILLANNNN WAZ GUNNARUINDAMOMENT LIEK ANY ANIME :(((((

"ITZ DAT BOI!""" """

oh shit wat up.