Disclaimer: I do not own KH. And, unfortunately, I don't own Wal-Mart either. Or the items that makes appearances in the fanfic.
Summary: Sora, Riku, Kairi, and all of the other people go to… Wal-Mart! Yay! If you don't like Wal-Mart, well that's your problem.
Welcome to Wal-Mart
Chapter I
Sora, Riku and Kairi Enter
"Wal-Mart? Don't they, like, sell walls there?" said Kairi, staring up at the giant Wal-Mart sign.
"No, Kairi, they don't sell walls…" Riku started.
"They sell MORE than walls!" Sora finished. They all were standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot, staring up at the Wal-Mart sign with huge grins on their faces. Everyone around them sometimes stopped and stared at them as though they were aliens. I mean, who stares at Wal-Mart?
"Well, are we going inside or what?" Riku asked, finally taking a step forward. Sora and Kairi both nodded as though they were alienated. They all walked in slowly, absorbing each step. Others around them stopped and stared. Some laughed, others just whispered and pointed. After about fifteen perfectly absorbed steps, they were through the automatic doors and in the store. They were gaping at the giant store. It was HUGE! Sora smiled and walked all the way in, leaving Kairi and Riku staring still. He grabbed a cart and turned to Riku and Kairi. "So… how about it? Are we buying something or what?"
Kairi gasped and then pointed. "Oh my GOSH they ACTUALLY have Barbie Uno! C'mon, Riku! You lost my last pack; you're buying me another one!"
Riku groaned and reluctantly followed Kairi into the game aisle. That left Sora with his Wal-Mart cart. That was when he noticed… the CD aisle. Sora grinned and slowly pushed the cart to the music aisle.
"Oh my… the first Sheryl Crow CD… but I thought… I thought… oh thank God this is a shopping spree with Riku's money!" Sora grabbed the CD, threw it in the cart, and walked down the aisle. And then he got to the soundtrack section, which was where he, Sora, had found the limited edition…
"You bought the Grease soundtrack?" Riku asked, picking it up from the cart. Sora grinned. "Yeah! Duh! That's like, my favorite musical!"
"Eh… musical?"
"Yeah!"
Riku rolled his eyes and set it back into the cart. Kairi tossed in Barbie Uno. "So what next?" she asked, examining the three things in the Wal-Mart cart. Sora shrugged. "Well, we aren't getting anything expensive, because it's my money, but…" Riku started to say…
"DVD aisle!" Kairi called.
"I call dibs on being first in the aisle!" Sora answered, pushing the cart and racing Kairi. Riku rolled his eyes again. This had been his idea. So he couldn't blame his crazy friends now. But later… oh yes later…
"Oh my God Kairi look!" Sora was pointing at a DVD in the aisle. Kairi turned around and gasped. "No…" Kairi was gaping at the DVD. "It can't be… and it's half the price…"
"What are you two doing?" Riku asked, finally walking down the DVD aisle. "Found Veggie Tales?"
"That was only that one time!" Sora said hotly. "And that wasn't Wal-Mart. It's BETTER than Veggie Tales anyways! It's… it's…"
Kairi pointed at the DVD aisle. Riku gasped. "Oh my god…"
"And it's half price too!" Sora announced proudly.
Riku smiled. He walked up and picked up the "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" DVD. He slowly placed it into the cart with the Sheryl Crow CD, Grease soundtrack and Barbie Uno. The trio walked away from the DVD aisle slowly. Very slowly, as though they didn't want to leave. Because, of course, they didn't want to leave.
About 6.5 minutes later…
"Aw, Kairi! Why not the make up aisle?"
"Because Sora, I'm not going in there so you can see the lipstick models."
"But… but I won't make out with them this time!"
"I don't care… I don't need any make up anyways."
"You need toner!"
Kairi glared at Sora. "And how do you know?"
Sora blushed. "I… I was looking through your make up bag. By the way, you might want to get a new eye shadow palette… pink? Not with those shoes…"
Riku whacked Sora in the back of the head. "Shut it Sora! Nobody cares how good you are with colors! We need to spend more money… and get the stuff we came for in the first place!"
Sora rubbed the back of his head. "Well you didn't have to hit so hard!" Riku groaned. Kairi pointed. "Hey look, it's the plant aisle!"
"Uh… Kairi, you go ahead. We'll meet you in the freezer aisle. C'mon Sora," said Riku, slowly backing away from the plant aisle. He had had bad experiences with plants (i.e. the plant aisle…) and promised himself he would never go down there again. And so far, it's been a kept promise.
"Come ON Sora!" yelled Riku, speed walking away from the plant aisle.
"Coming!" Sora called back. He hopped onto the cart and rode it all the way down to where Riku was. Every Wal-Mart shopper in the history of Wal-Mart has done this once, correct?
About 2 minutes later…
"Sora! Hey Sora! Let's go down here!" Riku pointed at an aisle that wasn't really close to where the two friends were.
Sora was uncomfortable with Riku's decision. "Uh… Riku? Why'd you choose that aisle?"
Riku looked strangely at Sora, as if he were going crazy. "…because it's one of the top three aisles in Wal-Mart, beating the freezer aisle but under the candy aisle."
Sora gulped. "Er… okay then… your decision…" Riku continued to stare at Sora. He finally shook his head and together they walked to the second best aisle in Wal-Mart. They walked down the soda aisle, through the meat aisle, and past the produce section until they got to the aisle (aisles…?) that Riku was pointing at. Sora's grip on the cart tightened.
"Sora? Sora… SORA? What ARE you waiting for? Turn into the aisle!"
Sora took a deep breath. He closed his eyes, and slowly turned the cart, the wheels moving inch by inch into the…
…feminine supplies aisle.
Riku yelped. "Sora, NO! Not th-that place! I was NOT pointing there you idiot! I was pointing to the video game aisle! Not… not there!"
Sora quickly pulled the cart out of the aisle, pushed it into the aisle next to it and sighed with relief. "Thank heavens you weren't pointing there!" He sighed again. "But you know," he began, "I've always wondered what was in those plastic-"
"Sora, don't finish that question because I'm not answering it and when you do get an answer you'll have MANY MANY insecure nightmares about yourself and others so do me a favor and don't finish that."
"All righty then, I won't. I've had enough nightmares… anyways! Look it's the video game aisle!"
Riku and Sora smiled. Video games, for them, made the world go 'round. So, obviously, it made it the second best aisle. Sora ran over to the PS2 section. That was when he automatically picked up a holographic-covered video game… a game that looked oddly familiar.
"Riku!" Sora called Riku over. "Hey Riku, does this look any familiar to you?"
"Kingdom… Hearts… 2. Hm. I don't know. I wonder who all those people are on the cover."
"They look… like I know them. Except, who's that female-looking guy with the pointy brown spikes? I'm glad I don't look like him…"
"Ahem."
"Huh...? oh. Oh God…"
"Well first of all just be glad I wasn't about to answer that question of yours."
Sora gulped and laughed nervously. "Eh… okay. Well, how much is the game anyways?"
Riku looked at the price tag. "Let's see… 50 bucks! But Sora…"
"Please Riku! Please?" Sora put on his best puppy dog face.
Riku groaned. "Fine! But you owe me big time Sora."
"Deal!" Sora grinned and tossed KH2 into the cart.
About 1 and a quarter minutes later…
Riku and Sora walked out of the video game department, Sora pushing the cart. Both of them cringed as they walked past the… well, you know what aisle… and quickly got the cart to the freezer aisle. Kairi was waiting for them. She waved. "Riku! Sora!" She smiled. Riku and Sora ran over to see her.
Kairi peered into the cart. "Hey, what's that game you've got in there? Kingdom Hearts 2… hey who's that feminine looking guy with the brown spikes Sora?"
Riku coughed. "Its cough a Sora cough look-alike cough."
"Huh? Oh! Sorry… okay let's go do something else."
Sora smiled. "Well… let's go!"
The three walked away to the soap aisle. Meanwhile…
"Hey Kairi?"
"Yes Sora?"
"What are in those pla-"
"Sora! You finish that I'll whack you in the head with your Keyblade!"
"Oh… sorry Riku."
Well that was it! I hope you liked it. Sorry it's a little… strange. And random. But once you think about it, it really could be worse. Next chapter… Leon, Aerith, Yuffie and Cloud Enter!
