Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters
10 things to do if you burned all of Alice's clothes
Make spilt second decisions
If you're not good at that make funeral plans
Buy her all new clothes
Blame it on Emmett
Blame it on Edward
Blame it on all the other Cullen's
Call your loved ones and say you love them
Write a book on Alice is the best person in the world, then give it to her then go into hiding for 50 years
Blame it on Bella and say she hates your sense of fashion
Buy her a mall then let her take you shopping
Then after all of that Alice will still want her revenge. Plus all of the Cullen's and Bella will want revenge so if I were you I wouldn't do it in the first place.
OR
Start singing stupid girl and let evil green Ginny pigs beat you with miniature metal, electric baseball bat until Alice has stopped laughing at you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH............. just kidding or ...........am I?? MUHAHAHAHA HA!
