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10 things to do if you burned all of Alice's clothes

Make spilt second decisions

If you're not good at that make funeral plans

Buy her all new clothes

Blame it on Emmett

Blame it on Edward

Blame it on all the other Cullen's

Call your loved ones and say you love them

Write a book on Alice is the best person in the world, then give it to her then go into hiding for 50 years

Blame it on Bella and say she hates your sense of fashion

Buy her a mall then let her take you shopping

Then after all of that Alice will still want her revenge. Plus all of the Cullen's and Bella will want revenge so if I were you I wouldn't do it in the first place.

OR

Start singing stupid girl and let evil green Ginny pigs beat you with miniature metal, electric baseball bat until Alice has stopped laughing at you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH............. just kidding or ...........am I?? MUHAHAHAHA HA!