A/N: another PJO fic. I'm In love with Rick Riordan. lol

Enjoy! :D

Percy has trouble on understanding something. He thought maybe either it's from his dyslexia or ADHD. One day, Percy was having a calm morning walk at camp when his tow bumped to something. It was a book, a novel to be exact. Percy picked it up. He find it hard to read the title but he manage to understand; twilight.

Percy opened a random page on the book, it seems that it was those romance novels girls like. Percy was a bit curious so he sat behind a tree and read the random page hardly. It took him forever to read a page full of texts but he manage to read it. After a while he stood up and went to someone whom he think would understand such story, Annabeth.

"Annabeth!" he ran to her. Annabeth was sitting with a book on her lap. Percy threw the book to Annabeth's lap. Annabeth stared, then laughed. "No way, Percy! You read this?" Percy frowned and opened the random page he read before. "I don't get it, this part." He shove the page to Annabeth. It took her a while for her to read. "Percy, you shouldn't be reading this. You're a guy." Annabeth said as he gave the book back to Percy. "No—" Percy tried to explain. "I.. I was walking and this book was on the ground." Annabeth nodded, "go on." She said. "So, and, I read that page you just read. And I don't understand.. Why is she happy? Why is the guy's skin seems so beautiful? Why is the book really weird?" Percy asked her more questions than she expected. Annabthe explained that in the book, the girl was happy when he kissed her. Percy was silent. Then he started to speak again, "So… people is happy when they got kissed?" Annabeth nodded. Percy thinks it make sense, cause he's happy everytime his mother kissed him good night.

"Thanks, Annabeth." He leaned and kissed her. Annabeth let out a squeek. And Percy left her.

Percy wanted to make everyone happy by kissing them one by one. Sadly, Percy didn't know he got the wrong perception of Kissing so he did it to almost everyone he knew. "Thanks Grover!" *kiss*, "Thanks Tyson!" *kiss*, "Thanks Thalia!" *kiss*, "Thanks Bianca!" *kiss*… *slap!* Bianca slapped him. Bianca's not happy… Percy thought. Oh well, so he went on kissing people. "Thanks Nico!" *kiss*, "Thanks Luke!" *kiss*, "Thanks Chiron!" *kiss*, and he went to Mr.D. "Hi, Mr. D!" Percy said. Mr. D is not amused. "hm," "Thanks Mr. D!" he kissed him. "WHAT THE—" before he could say anything Percy ran away.

The whole camp went insane, Percy though it was fun. Until Clarisse punched him in the eye. "What do you want!" She said angrily. Percy blinked, "make you happy?" "That's not the way you idiot!" and punched him again. He went to Annabeth again.

"PERCY!" Annabeth said before Percy could ask her, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU INSANE?" Percy frowned. "I AM TRYING TO MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!" the Annabeth explained to him that he got the wrong perception. As Percy snapped back to reality the whole camp was circling him they all murmured in raging voices. "I.. I'm sorry!" Percy announced. "I got the whole idea from this!" he held the book up. And then from a distance Luke exclaimed.

"Hey! That's mine!"

A/N: this is so weird 0.0