Cows. No-one is ever suspicious of cows. They never look at them and wonder what their planning. Never see them huddled in the corner of a field and ask themselves if they might be planning the next world war. Cows are greatly underestimated.

You see the problem is people look at cows and automatically discount them as being stupid, thick, less brain cells than your average amoeba. But their wrong! I know cows; I know what their planning. I see them huddled in their field and I know that they are planning. Planning to take over human society. Cows want to rule!

They spend their time munching on grass, pretending. Fooling us into thinking that their stupid. Their not capable of taking over the world but believe me they are. Their coming for us. It's worse than on war of the worlds, they don't just appear out of the ground. The cows have been watching us. Collecting all the information they need... They've got all stored in the huge brains; waiting for the time... waiting for when cows will rule the world.

But fear not for there is one person who can save us, one person alone…

His name is Rider…Alex Rider!