Don't own, Don't sue.

Warnings: I got bored (and I really didn't want to do my school projects). The sirens should be sounding, lights should be flashing, and the world would have come to an end less I found something to do. Well here it is. Humor abounds. Cusses are made, only slight at that. OOCness is more abundant than the butter on my dinner roll.

Pairings: 1x2 and 3x4

Summery: The most innocent of the gundam pilots may not be as innocent as he looks. They can only look on as he provides one misunderstanding after another.

"Spoken"

Thought

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Quatre's Misunderstandings

Word Association

"Remind me why we are doing this again?" The young blond asked as sipped his tea.

"It'll be fun." The brown braided boy replied.

"Duo..."

"Plllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeeeeeeee... Quat. There's nothing else to do!"

Quatre sighed and nodded. It was true, there was nothing else to do. Heero and Wufei were busy fixing their Gundams and Trowa had left over an hour ago to go get supplies at the store. "OK, Duo. But only for a little while."

Duo broke into a smile and leaned forward in his chair to look the other boy straight into the eyes. "Ready?"

"As I'll ever be"

"OK! Space."

"Void."

"Earth."

"Beautiful."

"Table."

"Cloth."

"Food."

"Duo." A new voice said at the door.

"Hey!"

"Hello, Heero. Care to join us for tea?" Quatre asked getting up to find another teacup.

"Hn." The Persian blue eyed boy said as he sat next to Duo.

"Why do you associate me with food Hee-chan?"

Heero didn't reply as he accepted the tea from Quatre who, in turn, sat back down. "Well, Duo, do you wish to continue or are you going to pout at Heero for the rest of the day?"

Duo turned to Quatre and blinked. "Oh yeah. Ready?"

He nodded.

"Pencil."

"Pen."

"Word."

"Letter."

"Q."

"T." He let slip out.

"What was that?" Duo asked grinning.

"I said 'T'. You said Q. Q, T. get it? Q, T. Cutie." He covered nonchalantly.

"Sure thing Q- man." Duo said eyes now sparkling with determination.

"Are we continuing?" Quatre asked looking away.

Duo nodded as Quatre turned back to face him. "Wing."

"Zero."

"Soda."

"Can."

"Love."

"Tr...Trula."

"What? You switch your answer. Trula is not a word."

"You right. It's a name. The name of one of the woman I work with. I was supposed to call her today."

"Why did you associate her with love."

He shrugged. "She was just engaged."

"Oh! So it's a forbidden love then!"

"Duo!"

"Kidding, Kidding, Quat!" Dang almost got him. "Lets go on. Laptop!"

"Heero." Quatre winced as soon as it slipped. "Sorry, Heero, but you are always on it."

"Hn." The silent boy said as he rose to get some more tea.

"Pie!"

"Huh?"

"Pie, Quatre."

"Oh! Cherry."

"Ice cream."

"Strawberry."

"Spackle!"

"Ham?"

"Anatomy"

"Human."

"Justice."

"Wufei."

"Hope."

"Children."

"Fighting."

"Unnecessary."

"Violin."

"Duet" Duo could see that he was starting to get distracted by something outside the window and he decided to make his move.

"Trowa."

"Clown."

Damn. "Tree"

"Bird."

"Fish"

"Net."

"Stockings." Heero raised his eyebrow but refused to say anything.

"Shoes."

"Tie."

"Suffocating."

Duo was running out of words but he still wanted to get Quatre to confess his liking to Trowa. He had been close so many times already. "Game"

"Monopoly."

"Thirsty."

"Do you need something to drink?"

"Huh? Oh no. Book."

"Read."

"Flute."

"Woodwind."

Damn. He had run out of words now." Aw, nuts."

"Huh? Trowa."

Herro nearly spat out his drink and Duo busted out laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"Hahhhaaaaahahaaaa. I said nuts and you haaaahahaahaahahhaaa said Trowa."

As soon as it sunk in Quatre's face flushed a deep red. "HE IS COMING TO THE DOOR, DUO! THAT WASN'T MENT FOR THE GAME!"

With that Quatre quickly ran to the door and opened it for Trowa, who was caring a big box.

"Thank you." He said as he slipped inside. Quatre mumbled a welcome and closed the door after him. "Quatre?"

Sighing, "Yes, Trowa?"

"Your face is red. Are you hot?"

"You better belive he is!" Duo yelled over.

"DUO!"

"Yeeeeeesssssssss?"

"R. U. N."

"Eep!" Duo ran from the table, almost knocking the chair down in his wake. The angry blue eyes followed him out of the house. Giving him a five second start, Quatre quickly ran after him.

"What was that about?" Trowa asked as he set the box down on the table.

"Word games." Heero replied.

"Ah." He said in instant understanding.

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Yup. That's chapter one. Sorry it's kind of lame. It's my first attempt.. I a word game in my mind and I thought of this. Chapter two will be better. It's something that really happened to me.Enjoy!