Gravitation Parrody

(A/N : This a co-authoring/collaboration between Mistressofthesand and myself. Remember..WE OWN NOTHING! Well except for the plot and some select characters..but other wize that's it. By the way, if you have not seen Napolean Dynamite you will not get some of our dark/stupid humor. Now..please...read and enjoy this wonderful (riiight) fanfiction that I have taken the time to type up for you.)

Chapter 1 : That's not what you said last night

Shuichi: Yuki?

Yuki: irritated What?

Shuichi: Will you help me? I can't reach that one special plae right between my-

Yuki: Shut up! You promised we wouldn't talk about last night!

Shuichi: my..shoulder...blades... gets big blushie things Oh, I know what you were thinking. puts finger to lip You naughty boy.

Yuki: blushing angrily Shut up! throws pillow at him

Oscar: Hi ya'll!

Shuichi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! YUKI IS MINE! latches onto Yuki, has cat face on, hisses at Oscar

Oscar: Marsupials do!

Shuichi: Huh?

Oscar: Because they're faaast.

Ai: Okay, cut, cut.

Tori-sama: stomping up to Oscar WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! pokes oscar HUH? HUH?

Ai: How did you get in? SECURITY! mexican people in car that says "Vote for Pedro" pull up, grab oscar

Oscar: Wait, hey guys! No! No not the trunk! Not the trunk! They throw Oscar in the trunk muffled Oscar voice Oh shit. YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T PISS IN HERE! Mexicans drive away

Ai: holding head in hands Oh god. This is the third time that someone has interrupted our rehearsals this week! Ai glares at Tori-sama in director's chair beside her Not including the time when Tori over here forced us to stop production so she could have brownies. Tori-sama scratches neck, looks aroud

Tori- sama: Oh! I forgot! looks in big white bag/purse and pulls out thick stack of papers You all need to fill these out! Hiro. Ayaka, Mr.Sakano, all ya'll come here for a sec.

cast of char. emerge from studio break room

Tori- sama: I need you all to sign these. hands out pens and papers, char.s sign them.

Fujisaki: Wait. We already signed our contracts.

Tori-sama: Oh I know.

Hiro: The what did we just sign?

Ai-chan: slyly Oh, nothing.

Tori-sama: Just a consent form that makes everything in your contract null and void and gives us the right/license to do anything and everything we want with you and everything connected to you.

Ai-chan: nodding happily That's right.

Tori- sama & Ai-chan exchange looks, then giggle evilly and glance at Hiro

Hiro: pales even further No.

Tori-sama: Oh yes.

Ai-chan: Um-hmm.

Ayaka: No! I will not allow you to harm Hiroshi!

Tori-sama: You stay outta this bitch!

Hiro: What did you call her!

Tori-sama: I called her a bitch, yeah, a female dog! What cha gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? You can't do nothing! Cause you're mine! All mine! grips scythe MWAHAHA-

Ai: pouting Nu-uhl, he's mine too!

Tori-sama: gets serious face Okay, yeah whatever, but YOU'RE STILL MINE! Ai-chan clears throat and hers too. Ai-chan smiles happy-like

Ai: Hey. We need banana-nut muffins. shoulders bag Okay. We're gonna go get some. You guys stay here. And be good. considers Well, except you, Hiro. You can be as bad as you want to. Hehe.

Hiro: hangs head

Tori-sama: Ima go get some brownies. glares at Ayaka You try ANYTHING.. And there will be extreme pain and suffering! EXTREME PAIN AND SUFFERING! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ai-chan drags maniacally laughing Tori-sama out door

(A/N : So..how was it? It will get better as we go along. (maybe) I'll try to get up Chapter 2 real soon! Farewell my pretties!)