Vocaloid ~happy version~
Inspired by 'daughter of evil ~happy vers.', 'servant of evil ~happy vers.' and 'Alice human sacrifice ~happy vers.~' on Y. I'm too lazy to do daughter and servant separately so I just collapsed them together :) enjoy~
Story of Evil ~happy vers.~
Prologue:
Queen: Ohohohohhh~ Rinny, Lenny, let's play a game ok? You have to play scissors paper stone and the winner gets to be the princess/prince but the loser has to be the servant ok?
5 year old Rin/Len: YAY~!
Church Bell: Ohohohooohoo I bless you~
Once upon a time, there was a princess by the age of 14 who ruled the yellow kingdom. She _(gets epicly rolled over by road roller)
Rin: NYAHAHAAA. Here comes Queen Rin Kagamine! QUEEN OF THE RACE TRACK WITH HER BEAUTIFUL HORSE, JOSEPHINE!
Len (sweatdrop): Erm… Princess Rin… you're not supposed to drive the road roller like a car… we should go back to the castle…
Rin: Aw, shucks. Ok… *drives road roller to castle*
Meiko: MY SAKE. SHE SQUASHED MY SAKE!
(the castle garden)
Len: Rin, here's the list of imports and exports from the treasurer…
And your snack~
Rin: Ok… (reads list) Hey, we're running out of money. What's with this list… sake?
Len: It's the…urh… general's daughter, Meiko…
Rin: SHE'S DRINKING TOO MUCH. I'm banning sake.
Len: Is it really necessary, Rin?
Rin: She's driving the country broke at this rate.
(castle)
Rin: Now where's my brioche? *looks at snack*
Len: eh heheh…
Rin: French fries? YOU MADE FRENCH FRIES? That's the 3rd time this week and it's only Monday! *chases after Len with weed cutter*
(in the blue kingdom)
Rin: hey Kaito-
Kaito: Rin-chan miao! ~ you're so cute miao. Would you like to come to my castle today and play miao? Blablablablaaa miao*rattles off continuosly, each sentence ending with the word 'miao*
Rin/Len: Kaito, you're an idiot.
Kaito: Stop calling me stupid miao! *starts crying*
Rin/Len: *sweat drop*
(in the green kingdom)
Rin: oh GAWD. This place reeks of leeks!
Miku: *dances by with a barrow full of leeks* Lalalaa~ I got a great offer today from a nice auntie~ Teehee~ I'm going home to plant these leeks right in front of the castle!
Rin(to Len): I order you to get rid of those leeks. Seriously, the smell is unbearable.
Len: But I like leeks… they add flavor to my french fries…
Rin: JUST DO IT.
Len: (to Miku) Ok lady, hand over those leeks.
Miku: B-bu-but these are mine! *starts crying as Len takes away her leeks and dumps them over a cliff into the sea while the fishes start dying* MY DARLINGS! LEEEKKKS!
Len: Oh gawd these leeks are making my eyes waterrr… my tears won't stop flowing.
(back to the yellow castle)
Rin: Ok, it's snacktime~ Where's my brioche, Len?
Len: Eheh… *shrinks away*
Rin: FRENCH FRIES AGAIN? *throws chair at Len*
Len: Sorrry…. Sorry sorry!
Rin: Hmph, it's just you who wants to eat these. *starts eating* omnomnomnom, but it's not that bad. You better bow down to me and apologise!
Len: *soft voice* that means you like them :)
(another random day at the castle still)
Rin: *looking outside window* No one understands me… all I want is for the road roller to be the kingdom's official car…
(Outside the castle at the convenience stall)
Meiko: Auntie, the usual please.
Nice stall auntie: Meiko-chan, I'm sorry, haven't you heard the new policy, sake has been banned.
Meiko: WHAT! O.O THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! FIRST THE ROAD ROLLER. NOW A SAKE BAN? I'M STARTING A REVOLT!
Kaito: Yeshhh miao… T^T she keeps calling me stupid miao…
Miku: She DESTROYED all my leeks!
Meiko: Let's storm the castle!
(in the castle)
Len: Princess Rin! The people are storming the castle and they want your head!
Rin: Oh…
Len: Let's swap clothes so that I'm queen instead.
Rin: But…
Len: There's no time!
Rin: I'm afraid the size isn't right…
Len: Have no fear! We're twins, right? We have the same size for sure! :D
Rin: but… I'm afraid you eat so much French fries everyday…
Len: *strips down to underwear and gives Rin his clothes*
Rin: You just wanted to be queen right…
Len: *nods like crazy*
(in the cell)
Len: I want to…
eat French fries…
(3 o'clock)
Rin: No….. *cries*
Len (on the execution block): Ah, it's snacktime.
Rin: *cries harder*
Meiko/Kaito/Miku: HAH! TRICKED YOU!
Rin/Len: Huh?
Meiko: It was all a joke, hahahaaa.
Kaito: stop calling me stupid miao! But we won't ever kill Rin-chan, right miao?
Miku: Yea! I fished back all my leeks anyway :D
Rin: Oh…
Kaito: Let's all go get some ice cream at my castle!
Rin/Len: Oks! Let's go :D
Kaito: By the way, Len, you look good in a dress miao.
Len: *blushblushblush*
Rin: But… hey, Len. If we were reborn again… I still want to play with you.
Len: Yea!
And so they all lived happily ever after. :D and Rin got approval to drive her road roller on the streets.
See that wasn't so bad right? :)
Next up, alice human sacrifice since I'm too lazy to do Regret Message. But here's Re_birthday just for kicks.
Re_birthday
(in a dark room)
Random voices: Len… Len… you killed us…
Len: Huh?
Random voices: Oh… Len…
Len: I don't get this, I'm not dead, and I didn't kill anyone. So… WHAT AM I DOING HERE? AND WHO ARE YOU?
Random voices: We…. Are… The souls….
Len: Of?
Random voices: ...of... of... of...
Len: Oh, come ON.
Random voices: LEEKS AND FISHES YOU KILLED.
Len: Wh-at?
*army of green leeks and dying fishes march toward Len*
Len: AHHHHHHHHH! *threshes about*
(in his bedroom)
Rin: *watches Len struggle in his sleep* I wonder what kind of dream he's having… O.e
