Vocaloid ~happy version~

Inspired by 'daughter of evil ~happy vers.', 'servant of evil ~happy vers.' and 'Alice human sacrifice ~happy vers.~' on Y. I'm too lazy to do daughter and servant separately so I just collapsed them together :) enjoy~


Story of Evil ~happy vers.~

Prologue:

Queen: Ohohohohhh~ Rinny, Lenny, let's play a game ok? You have to play scissors paper stone and the winner gets to be the princess/prince but the loser has to be the servant ok?

5 year old Rin/Len: YAY~!

Church Bell: Ohohohooohoo I bless you~

Once upon a time, there was a princess by the age of 14 who ruled the yellow kingdom. She _(gets epicly rolled over by road roller)

Rin: NYAHAHAAA. Here comes Queen Rin Kagamine! QUEEN OF THE RACE TRACK WITH HER BEAUTIFUL HORSE, JOSEPHINE!

Len (sweatdrop): Erm… Princess Rin… you're not supposed to drive the road roller like a car… we should go back to the castle…

Rin: Aw, shucks. Ok… *drives road roller to castle*

Meiko: MY SAKE. SHE SQUASHED MY SAKE!

(the castle garden)

Len: Rin, here's the list of imports and exports from the treasurer…

And your snack~

Rin: Ok… (reads list) Hey, we're running out of money. What's with this list… sake?

Len: It's the…urh… general's daughter, Meiko…

Rin: SHE'S DRINKING TOO MUCH. I'm banning sake.

Len: Is it really necessary, Rin?

Rin: She's driving the country broke at this rate.

(castle)

Rin: Now where's my brioche? *looks at snack*

Len: eh heheh…

Rin: French fries? YOU MADE FRENCH FRIES? That's the 3rd time this week and it's only Monday! *chases after Len with weed cutter*

(in the blue kingdom)

Rin: hey Kaito-

Kaito: Rin-chan miao! ~ you're so cute miao. Would you like to come to my castle today and play miao? Blablablablaaa miao*rattles off continuosly, each sentence ending with the word 'miao*

Rin/Len: Kaito, you're an idiot.

Kaito: Stop calling me stupid miao! *starts crying*

Rin/Len: *sweat drop*

(in the green kingdom)

Rin: oh GAWD. This place reeks of leeks!

Miku: *dances by with a barrow full of leeks* Lalalaa~ I got a great offer today from a nice auntie~ Teehee~ I'm going home to plant these leeks right in front of the castle!

Rin(to Len): I order you to get rid of those leeks. Seriously, the smell is unbearable.

Len: But I like leeks… they add flavor to my french fries…

Rin: JUST DO IT.

Len: (to Miku) Ok lady, hand over those leeks.

Miku: B-bu-but these are mine! *starts crying as Len takes away her leeks and dumps them over a cliff into the sea while the fishes start dying* MY DARLINGS! LEEEKKKS!

Len: Oh gawd these leeks are making my eyes waterrr… my tears won't stop flowing.

(back to the yellow castle)

Rin: Ok, it's snacktime~ Where's my brioche, Len?

Len: Eheh… *shrinks away*

Rin: FRENCH FRIES AGAIN? *throws chair at Len*

Len: Sorrry…. Sorry sorry!

Rin: Hmph, it's just you who wants to eat these. *starts eating* omnomnomnom, but it's not that bad. You better bow down to me and apologise!

Len: *soft voice* that means you like them :)

(another random day at the castle still)

Rin: *looking outside window* No one understands me… all I want is for the road roller to be the kingdom's official car…

(Outside the castle at the convenience stall)

Meiko: Auntie, the usual please.

Nice stall auntie: Meiko-chan, I'm sorry, haven't you heard the new policy, sake has been banned.

Meiko: WHAT! O.O THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! FIRST THE ROAD ROLLER. NOW A SAKE BAN? I'M STARTING A REVOLT!

Kaito: Yeshhh miao… T^T she keeps calling me stupid miao…

Miku: She DESTROYED all my leeks!

Meiko: Let's storm the castle!

(in the castle)

Len: Princess Rin! The people are storming the castle and they want your head!

Rin: Oh…

Len: Let's swap clothes so that I'm queen instead.

Rin: But…

Len: There's no time!

Rin: I'm afraid the size isn't right…

Len: Have no fear! We're twins, right? We have the same size for sure! :D

Rin: but… I'm afraid you eat so much French fries everyday…

Len: *strips down to underwear and gives Rin his clothes*

Rin: You just wanted to be queen right…

Len: *nods like crazy*

(in the cell)

Len: I want to…

eat French fries…

(3 o'clock)

Rin: No….. *cries*

Len (on the execution block): Ah, it's snacktime.

Rin: *cries harder*

Meiko/Kaito/Miku: HAH! TRICKED YOU!

Rin/Len: Huh?

Meiko: It was all a joke, hahahaaa.

Kaito: stop calling me stupid miao! But we won't ever kill Rin-chan, right miao?

Miku: Yea! I fished back all my leeks anyway :D

Rin: Oh…

Kaito: Let's all go get some ice cream at my castle!

Rin/Len: Oks! Let's go :D

Kaito: By the way, Len, you look good in a dress miao.

Len: *blushblushblush*

Rin: But… hey, Len. If we were reborn again… I still want to play with you.

Len: Yea!

And so they all lived happily ever after. :D and Rin got approval to drive her road roller on the streets.


See that wasn't so bad right? :)

Next up, alice human sacrifice since I'm too lazy to do Regret Message. But here's Re_birthday just for kicks.


Re_birthday

(in a dark room)

Random voices: Len… Len… you killed us…

Len: Huh?

Random voices: Oh… Len…

Len: I don't get this, I'm not dead, and I didn't kill anyone. So… WHAT AM I DOING HERE? AND WHO ARE YOU?

Random voices: We…. Are… The souls….

Len: Of?

Random voices: ...of... of... of...

Len: Oh, come ON.

Random voices: LEEKS AND FISHES YOU KILLED.

Len: Wh-at?

*army of green leeks and dying fishes march toward Len*

Len: AHHHHHHHHH! *threshes about*

(in his bedroom)

Rin: *watches Len struggle in his sleep* I wonder what kind of dream he's having… O.e