Hey~~

So this is probably my first fanfic. Any other idea is still in progress...

Basically, it's like parodies/what ifs. So... Enjoy! XD

Disclaimer: unfortunately, I don't own ... (sad isn't it?) nor whatever it a may be mixed with.


Chapter 1: DIY

Long, long, long. Ohk whatever. It's ancient history. So just imagine really really long ago. There was a girl name Lenalee who was stuck in a tower. It wasn't much of a tower but well, it was a giant robot name Komourin. It was big and very flashy so it's actual intention of keeping poor Lenalee hidden actually didn't work. You may ask, Why is there a robot –insert number- million years ago? Because, it was owned by a witch with a sister complex.

"HEY! I'm a Scientist!"

"Shuddup. It's too long ago for science to exist."

I, the narrator, should have killed Komui off in the story so I never have to do science again (i fail science), but since he is apparently needed in this story. I can't. Stupid rules of the story.

So anyway, there were many who noticed this gigantic robot in the middle of who-knows-where cuz unless you were blind (no offence to those who are) you couldn't miss it. Wait. I take that back. Even the blind couldn't miss it. It was a gawd damn robot which was double the size of thepuny forest surrounding it. SO anyway. Komui was apparently keeping Lenalee in for her own good (sister complex)yada yada yada.

There were rumours flying around that a girl resided inside the big robot which was allergic to coffee. Though they didn't know about the coffee thing. There were three who set on a quest to 'save' her. Lavi, who wanted glory, Allen, who wanted the all-you-can-eat-for-a-whole-year reward and Kanda, who was forced into this. Lavi with his hammer thing, Allen with his 'magical' arm and Kanda with his katana.

They set off toward the robot in the middle of the puny forest which was rightly named, um, The Puny Forest. Lavi carelessly smashed all the trees in the not-so-tree-plentiful forest which contributed to GLOBAL WARMING. So you can all feel free to blame Lavi for what's happening to our Earth!

At last they saw the body of the powerful robot Komourin. It had no windows so they had no idea how it get in. There was a bright florescent sign reading 'ENTRANCE THIS WAY!' (don't ask me where it came from. I bet it was time travel) so they decided to follow it cuz no one listens to Kanda who was the only one who thought it could be a trap. So they followed the neon brick road (oh gawd.) to an opening in a not so um, nice (as a way to put it) place. Who knew robots had privates?

Room after room they went through, searching for the rumoured girl. It ended up not to be a trap and Komui the stupid just kept on forgetting where the entrance was. One by one each of them failed. Lavi was knocked out by Kanda (isn't he the awesomest team mate?) Allen fell down a pit trying to save a kitten, a frog, a spider, a giraffe, an elephant, a blue whale, a mouse and a bunch of other animals I have not named at the same time. Seeing as the ones who forced him to come had all fainted/died or something, Kanda left. He didn't want to be there anyway. And so, a grumpy Lenalee was left there.

"Hey! I'm not grumpy! I'm just disappointed...!"

"Whatever... This is my story!"

Getting fed up she spilt the coffee she spiked sleeping pills to give to her brother so she could escape a while. The Komourin promptly went beserk and she jumped out of a make shift window. The boots she was wearing changed and she walked around on air. She kicked the Komourin and it fell splat on the ground. Lavi and Allen died in it. Poor Allen never got his food and Lenalee was free.

Moral of the story, if you want to get out of a place, do it yourself.

Oh and Komui was not needed in the end 'cause he never showed up so I murdered him but for some reason science still exists...

THE END


Ohk. This was just randomish and yeah...^-^it was mixed with Rupunzel but ended up not so like it... XD

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