Goku is a monkey. Goku is also very uneducated in what Gojyo and Hakkai talk about and do at night. That is a good thing and a bad thing. That is a good thing because it leaves Goku blissfully innocent. But it is a bad thing because like all monkeys are, Goku is curious. That is because one day, Goku walked on Hakkai and Gojyo doing bad things in Goku's bed. Goku was confused because he couldn't understand how a bed could rock and move so fast. Sanzo just hit him with his fan, and that made Goku sad. Goku doesn't like getting hit or hit on. Poor Goku just doesn't understand. When Goku asked politely what Gojyo and Hakkai were doing, he was responded only by a series of moans. Poor Goku just couldn't make out what Hakkai was saying, so he went over and tapped Hakkai on the shoulder, or arm, or…poor Goku just didn't know what he was tapping! And the covers, they in such a mess! Goku pulled the covers off to see what they were doing because, (can you blame him?), he was curious. Goku got an eyeful. He asked politely and pointed downward, "What is THAT?"
Hakkai was very cross and red. Gojyo was laughing. Hakkai did not answer, so Goku left the room and asked Sanzo what the long thing was that Goku saw. Sanzo only said, "Go ask Gojyo. I think he can explain what it is better than I. The only thing I can tell you is you have one too,"
Goku was happy. He had one too! So he went to back to the bedroom, where Gojyo and Hakkai were doing more bad things. Goku politely knocked on the door and came in.
"Gojyo, what is that?" he asked nicely, as Hakkai was more red and more cross. Hakkai was sweating too. Gojyo was on top of him, in a weird position that Goku didn't understand (as usual).
Gojyo stopped what he was doing to Hakkai, who seemed sad that Gojyo stopped.
Whatever were they doing? Thought Goku innocently.
"Goku, Goku, Goku…where do I begin?"
"Begin what?" asked Goku.
"Goku…"
Gojyo got of the bed and quickly pulled his pants on.
"So Goku…you want to know what THIS is, huh?" He pointed down.
"Yeah! Guess what, Gojyo?"
"What."
"I have one too!"
Gojyo chuckled as Hakkai sat up in bed.
"Goku, THIS, er…tool, is not to be taken lightly, ok?"
"Ok!"
Gojyo cleared his voice.
"Goku," he said solemnly, "There comes a time when a boy and monkey begin to feel odd surges in their pants. Do you know what I am talking about?"
"Yeah!" said Goku, "I get those when Homura and Sanzo are around, I don't know why!"
Hakkai raised his eyebrows.
"Now, when boys and monkeys grow older and mature, or in your case just grow older, they must learn to harness this tool. This tool holds great and imaginable powers, for both good and evil!"
"Ooooh!" said Goku, wide eyed.
"This tool comes with a big responsibility. You must learn to use this tool very carefully. You must take care of it,"
"Really!"
"You must be careful not to harm it, though. If it is harmed, you feel great pain and you won't be able to move!"
"Uhuh!"
"But if you use this tool correctly, Goku, you feel those surges again, but stronger! Your tool will RISE to the occasion!"
"WOW!"
"And sometimes, during these surges, white stuff will come! Like firworks!"
"COOL! I like fireworks!"
"I'm sure you do, Goku. Now, this white stuff, is er, very good…and has special properties…I think,"
"Whenever I see white stuff, it's like glue! Can the white stuff glue stuff, Gojyo?"
"Umm…can it Hakkai?"
Hakkai rolled his eyes and flopped back on to a pillow.
"Oh well!" said Goku, "I'll just find out later! Say Hakkai, didn't Hakuryuu break his leg?"
Hakkai suddenly perked up.
"NO, no, he's fine, don't worry! Really! Please go now! Thank you! Good bye!"
So Goku left to find Hakuryuu while Hakkai and Gojyo became busy and complied to put a "don't come in" sign on the door next time…
