Hey. This was a very, very random thing I came up with just today. My little brother helped me hone it down, but I wrote most of it myself. If you dislike Aeris and Sephiroth and support the Cloud/Tifa pairing, this song is for you. It goes to the tune of 'Glory, glory, halleluiah, Teacher hit me with a ruler'. There's Aeris bashing up ahead! Enjoy!

Standard Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters that are mentioned in this song. Please do not sue.

The Cloud and Tifa Fanclub Anthem

Mine eyes have seen the glory of

The death of Sephiroth

We took the Masamune and

We shoved it up his butt

We bar-b-qued Aeris

And then drowned 'er in the lake

Now our sins are marching on

Glory, Glory, halleluiah

Sephy hit me with a ruler

Aeris tried to get with Cloud

And she was so very loud

Now they're both in the LIFESTREAM


I apologize to all of you who like the Cloud/Aeris pairing. I'm just a huge fan of Cloud/Tifa, and I hope that Advent Children goes in that direction. I mean, face it, Aeris is dead, and probably won't be coming back anytime soon unless by some form of magic or witchcraft or devilry or other. Cloud should move on and get with Tifa. Forget about Aeris, Cloud! Tifa's your girl! Yeah!

Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to get carried away there. I apologize again for anything. And when the above song says, "Now they're both in the LIFESTREAM", it was referring to Aeris and Sephiroth.

BTW, I like the Aeris/Sephiroth pairing. They're so cute together when Sephy's good again! Well, I hope you liked it. As always, please Read and Review. Flames and constructive criticism are welcome, but good things are even better! Thanks!