disclaimer: I do not own dbz if I did I wouldn't be doing this. Also I do own Burger King if I didn't id be there eating!!
a/n: ok heres a new humor fic I started im not sure how this ones going to but I hope you like it!!! And if you havent read my other humor fic. 'z high school' then I think you might like it. Also thank you ravenbeauty29 for helping me decide on this idea!!! Oh and just so everyone knows……I like burger king a lot and in this story if I make the place out to look bad I don't mean it! Its just a story.
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May I Take Your Order!
"Ouch, crap" Bulma said a she tried taking the fries out of the boiler at Burger King only to get burnt. This was Bulma's first day on the job. Bulma was 16 and in high school. All of her friends worked at Burger King with her (friends: the z gang). "Be careful Bulma you don't want all this crap to happen on the first day here!" Chichi said taking Bulma's position and pulling the carton with fries in it up out of the boiling grease and water. " Oh man this is so crappy for my first job!" Bulma said running the side of her palm under cold water. "I wish Yamcha was here!!! Then it might be a little funner." Bulma said walking up to the schedules on the wall.
"Hey Chichi, all the gang works on Saturday! (a/n: its Thursday today) Yes!!!! But before then I have to work tomorrow…….with Vegeta." Bulma said dazed. Chichi looked over at her and smiled. "Oh Bulma you know you like it! Ever since Vegeta broke up with Karrie it seem you're just waiting for an excuse to break up with yamcha to get with Vegeta!" Chichi said with a smirk. "CHICHI!!!!! I do not like him!!!" Bulma said blushing a little but was hidden by her anger. "Oh come on, don't say you don't remember the incident of yamcha making out with that other girl at the pool hall and apparently thought it was you!!!" Chichi said while flipping burgers. "Oh whatever it was easy mistake considering he was drunk." "Bulma!!! It was a blonde ,midget with one leg!!!!" Chichi said annoyed. "………." Bulma tried to figure something to say but nothing would come to mind. "uh…..well……..um………So Chichi ,how's Goku doing?" Bulma asked trying to change subjects. -beep beep- "Hold on Bulma the boss is calling me." Chichi stated leaving the room.
"Hey Bulma, can you take over register? I'm on break." Randy a fellow worker called. "Sure I'm not doing any good back here." Bulma said taking off her apron and folding it over a chair. "You'll get better!" Randy called walking out the door. Just as he walked out Goku and Krillian walked in. Krillian walked straight up to the cash register, but Goku walked the whole distance back and forth through the line barrier's (a/n: you know those things that zigzags incase there's long lines) Bulma and Krillian watched Goku walk back and forth with a look on there face that says 'put him out of his misery' (a/n: don't worry I love Goku I think he's really cool and he's not that dumb, but he's just so easy to have stupid things happen to.) "……Well….. Hi Krillian! What brings you guys here." Bulma said, a smile reappearing on her face "We came by to see our schedules and to say hi." Hey where's Chichi?" Goku called still trying to find the exit. "The boss called her back into the office, probably about her raise. Oh and Goku take a right then go strait" Bulma said laughing quietly. "I hope she gets it then we will know that we all can possibly get one!" Krillian said walking over to the wall schedule. "Yeah that would be great. Then I could get money quicker for my car!!!" Goku said finally walking out of the mini maze. "I doubt it !Chi has been working here for quite a while and if we all go ask for raises then the boss for sure wont give it to us. Oh and Saturday we are all working…the whole gang." Bulma said excited. "Sweet Vegeta could bring his boom box for clean up and break hours!!!!" Goku said as Krillian stared at him in awe. "Hey Goku I never heard of you saving for a car and since when does Vegeta bring his boom box to work!" Krillian asked ,really wanting to know the answer. "Oh, I'm going to get this old used pink corvette!!! I'm going to paint a big red flower on the left side of the car. Ok well actually it's my cousins…and I'm not going to paint the flower…..But its pink!!!!" Goku said with his famous grin. "About Vegeta I made him bring it once and it was great! It was the funnest time I had at work. Even the boss liked it!!
"Goku!!!!! You came!" Chichi yelled hopping over the desk and into Goku's arms. "I haven't seen you since 3 hours ago Goku!!!!!" "Wow ok well I'm outta here! But first could you get me a chicken sandwich?" Krillian asked polity. "sure one sec." Bulma typed the order into the computer. "hey Goku you coming with me or ya going to the pool hall across the street?" Krillan asked grabbing his order and paying Bulma. "I'm going to the pool hall with Chichi's after her shift is over." "Ok, bud ill try to stop by there later. When does your guises shift end?" Krillian asked. "well 18's going to pick me up and were going to go shopping then were going to the pool hall but I get off at 6:30. Chichi gets off at 6:00." Bulma said putting the money away and slamming the cash register drawer. "I'm so pissed! Krillian is Yamcha at the pool hall!!!" Bulma asked not even leaving time for Krillian to answer. "I bet he's fucking a midget again!" As soon as Bulma said that she covered her mouth with her hand. Everyone stared at her with amazement at her outburst.
" Um…..yeah………….well I got to get going see ya" Krillian said leaving. "oh and tell 18 I need to talk to her later at the pool hall!!!!" "OOOHHHHHH, Krillian's got a secret……..why cant I know……!!" Goku said laying his head on Chichi's shoulder. "Awwww poor Goku" Chichi said rubbing Goku's back. "Oh hey did you get a raise!?!?!?!" Bulma asked trying to get to a happy subject. "kinda, I got a 10% raise instead of a 20% like I wanted. Well my shift is over so ill see you at the pool hall right?"
"right!" Bulma said waving to Chichi as her and Goku left.
*well here I am again by myself for 30 more minutes* Bulma thought to herself. Just then she heard someone open the door and walk up to the counter. "May I take your order?" Bulma asked looking up. "Oh……Hi Vegeta." "Do you know my schedule?" "Well the hole gang works on Saturday! Goku wants you to bring a boom box…" Bulma said as Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Oh god here we go again!" Vegeta said and started to walk towards the door. At this time Bulma took the time to notice what he was wearing. A black wife beater with tight black jeans that showed off every muscle perfectly. Bulma was shocked she never thought about Vegeta this way. "Damn!" Bulma accidentally said out loud. Vegeta turned his head to the side keeping his back to her and smirked. "Oh , one question. Does Yamcha have a pet midget its like stuck to him like glue. I don't see how it only has one leg and it keeps calling me its bitch. Tell him to get his new pet neutered." He said walking though the door. *Shit, that's it Yamcha's got a shit load of explaining to do * Suddenly she heard a slam. Bulma jolted up. "Oh hi 18, let me go get my stuff and clock out. Y did you hit the counter. You could have just said my name." "Actually I saw a little 'Vegeta' s sexy' floating on the table so I thought id smack it. Keep all that stuff to yourself……"
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Ok I'm done with this chapter. It was really hard to think of ideas to put in this story, but now I have ideas for the whole thing, so I'm sorry if it gets boring somewhere in there.
The next chapter will be good I promise (I hope). Well yeah please r+r I love to get them it inspires me!!!!
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Next chapter: 18 takes Bulma shopping then they get to the pool hall. What will Bulma see there????
Next chapters due to come out in about 2 or 3 days depending on the reviews and my other storys!
