Below follows a vignette in the Scots language based loosely upon the scene of the original 1977 Star Wars film in which Darth Vader uses the power of the Force to choke Admiral Motti upon the Death Star, after the latter mocks the very idea of the Force.
Sayis Darth Vader, "Dinnae be sae prood o thes technological terrur ye hae constructed. Th' ability tae destroy a planit is insignificant next tae th' power ay th' Proust!"
Sayis thain Admiral Motti, "Th' Proust, aye? Is we gonnae sit Faither Christenmas oan th' rebels, 'en?"
Sayis Vader, "A'll choke ye til deth frae athwart th' room, ye cheeky wee cunt!"
TH' ENDE!
