OH MY KAMI!

This is freak acid this s my first story I hope you like it.

Freakacid: hey Zetsu what are you eating

Zetsu: ….

Freakacid: drop whoever it is now spit them out

Zetsu: it's just Dreidavra

Freakacid: no you don't do that spit Deidara! Itachi help get Deidara out!

Itachi: Hn

Sasori: ok while Itachi and Freakacid are giving Zetsu the Heimlich maneuver k Freakacid does not Naruto


Hey I have a hard time thinking of names for the akatsuki there's 11 help me name

Konan, Tobi, Madara, Pein, Kisame, Itachi, Hidan, Kakazu, Sasori, Deidara, and Zetsu thank youX3

Sakura P.O.V

Today is the starting of my 4 month long vacation, Tsunade said I work way too hard and I deserve a well earned vacation. CHAAAA . Well I'm going to learn that I work even when I'm on vacation as fate would have it.

"Jezz it's raining cats and dogs outside" sakura sighed and blew her pink bubblegum hair it was waist length out of her face."So much for going out to collect some herbs, I was thinking of making more antidotes and healing medicine" "that sucks outer that sucks royal" dont even finish that sentence inner!" balls ha I said what you going to do it's not like you can climbed in your head and beat me with a stick "shut up inner!" I just tuned inner out she gets so annoying. "Oh my Kami what did I do to deserve this hmmm" i let out a sigh. I heard a knock at the door. "I think I should ignore it- no you shouldn't outer and this is coming from me plus it not like you have anything to do anyways- ya true".

As fate would have it my 4 month vacation is going to be the longest 4 month vacation I will ever have. I walked over to the door not knowing that the evil door will present me with the biggest S-class problem T-T curse you kami. I looked outside in the pouring rain to see the poor sucker who is stuck out there, I looked around and didn't see any, and "well inner that was so exciting oh wait there's nothing exciting about nothing! "Inner sweat dropped and rolled her eyes at me at my sarcastic remark. What don't look at me like that I didn't do nothin- whatever inner. I mimicked inner "what I didn't do nothing ya well that's bull sh-!"I stopped when I heard small noise I looked around again outside I was about to give up when I looked down and saw a basket with a blanket that was black and had red clouds "weird I guess I'll take it in I got nothing better to do" I picked up the basket and closed the door.

Normal P.O.V

Sakura walked in to her living room and sat down on her coach placing the basket on the coffee table and sighed "ok Kami let's see what you gave me to save me from boredom" -come on outer come onnn I'm dying of curiosity hurry up seriously its like watching a thriller were the girl hears something and walks unnecessarily slow which takes her a whole 4 minutes just to take a 5 step distance to her death when its relay a 2 second walk towards her death that's clearly gonna happen cause she is stupid and walks to the door where said psycho killer is and opens the door that clearly says your going to die if you're stupid and continues and then she opens it and said psycho jumps out and stabs her repeatedly cause she's an idiot-ok I get it jezz if you were going to go in to so much detail I would done it- then do it woman ! Stop stalling- fine. Sakura sighs and bends over the basket and gently picks up the Blanket.

Akatsuki P.O.V (flash back)

The weirdest thing happens to the akatsuki a jutsu gone wrong when Pein tried to bring back one of the six bodies he uses. He was a newly developed jutsu that brings back the dead but also increase its power. He was working on chikushoudou [Animal Realm] (male): This body was once a ninja from the Fuuma Clan has the ability to summon multiple large animals. Because the gods felt like making Pein who thinks he's god and all felt the need to play around (Mwahahahah x3 ya) and the jutsu failed epic and loud poof sounds resounded throughout the akatsuki hide. "Tobi wants to know what just happened why is everything so big Tobi does not like Tobi wants answer cause Tobis a good boy " "Tobi shut un if you can't tell leader-sama messed up " "Tobi wants to know why is Diedara-sama is a kitten?" "Tobi shut up we need to find someone to take care of us the mail man should be here so we should all jump in a box and set it out so we can be given to someone"(flash back end)

Akatsuki P.O.V

"who's on me"- "ow get off shut up ouch un" -"hn"- "next person who steps on me will be my next puppet"- "I'm going to eat whoever is on me"- "where's Zetsu" – "ya where are you "- "EEEEE Tobi sees scary yellow eyes help Tobis a good boy a very good boy Madara save me"- "Jezz where the Jashin hell are we?". Then light shone in the dark basket with a girl abnormal pink bubblegum hair and Beautiful Sea foam green eyes was smiling brightly at all the akatsuki. "Tobi wants to know who's the pretty lady". "Oh my fucking Jashin she's hot" apparently all the Akatsuki were all infatuated to the sight of the small konoichi. "Oh my jashin what the hell kind of person are you Kami my vacation gone I guess it's about to get interesting weather I like it or not"

Sakura P.O.V

When I looked inside the basket I found 11 problems that would fill my 4 month boredom, I had found 11 baby animals 1 fox, 5 kittens, and 5 puppies. Wow who would have thought that putting 3 different types of animals in same basket was a good idea they could all get injured im surprised they didn't inflict harm on each other.

Freakacid:I know I barley introduced them but this my first fanfic so plzz review im just crossing my fingers oh and plzz come up with names for the 11 akatsuki pets ok

Deidara: hey un when are you going to actually have us properly introduced/

Freakacid: the next chapter I promise ok

Deidara: ya I love u Un

Freakacid: me to and Zetsu no eating people (wag finger no no no)

Zetsu: it was his fault Freakacid - Chan

Freakacid: what ev ok reviews now ya