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Falling in love with Hotline Miami all over again, needed to write something seeing as i'm getting writer's block on and off again. Hope you enjoy violence!


At least tonight is cool Lapis Lazuli thought to herself as the wind blew through her blue hair, inhaling more smoke from the stick between her lips she sat back and exhaled it through the window before shutting her eyes. She was anxiously awaiting her next set of coordinates for her to clean a mess up or to pack up someone's belongings. Tapping her fingers she wondered which outfit she should wear, for a moment she considered a lime green sweater or a dark blue pull over hoodie yet as usual settled for the yellow jacket. Standing up with a stretch her heart beat quickened as the phone rang. Lifting it up she held her stone face:

Hey there Linda, look I know it's your day off but can you do me a HUGE favor? I need you to drop off a delivery at 586 NE Taylor Rd, if you could do that I would be so relieved! Thank you Linda, I owe you! Hanging up the phone Lapis opened her door to see a cardboard box with Tiger's mask in it, pulling it on she headed downstairs and silently entered her vehicle heading off in the direction of the address. Silent as the bluenette was she couldn't help but grimace when driving. Sure the roads were usually empty and never had there been traffic but she couldn't stand the sight of those god damn palm trees. Every few feet stood another one and it just seemed so fucking pointless in her eyes. Nearing the address Lapis inhaled two more cigarettes before pulling over and popping her neck.

Two mobsters were playing cards in one room whilst sharing a bowl of chips and some beer, another five in the room opposite of them were on alert keeping they're guards up in case of another incident such as the trap house going up in flames last week. Only one man to guard the entrance which seemed foolish to him only seconds before a woman in a tiger mask ripped his throat open and beat his brains out coating one mask eye in blood. Entering the building she first noticed the two men playing cards and snuck around them to find a butcher's knife. As one of the men noticed her and reached for one of the shot guns she had already cut the top of his partner's head off before bring the blade down to end up between his eyes. Lazily lifting one of the shot guns she pointed down the hall and blew one man away only to growl as the five men who were on guard dashed towards her with baseball bats and chains in hand! She was able to get three of them with the shot gun before they were too close making her have to lob the weapon at one of the men knocking them to the ground, as the other reared his baseball bat back she lunged at him and punched his teeth in before hammering away and caving the entirety of his face inside. As the other man stood up the woman regain her shot gun and erased his skull from existence.

Reaching the top of the stairs she saw a handful of men guarding one room as other's strolled around the entire floor with dogs following closely behind. Dropping the shot gun the woman slowly made her way down one hall way ducking in and out of rooms until she had a good grip on the patrolling guards. Every time a patrol with dogs would pass she would smash their heads in and hide the bodies in whatever room she was hiding in at that time. Having a firm grip on a pistol she gave in and jumped out taking out two men and one of the dogs! The last dog charged her down and before it could sink it's teeth into her throat she was able to snag another shot off hitting it between the eyes and having it land directly on her.

Panic was slowly coming into her heart as the dog was very heavy and the foot steps headed her way were heavier! Getting herself free barely saved her enough time to get around a corner as a few bullets went through the back end of her jacket allowing for more wind to grace her body. Letting out a huff she kept running until she was able to find a good hiding spot and a good amount of weapons! As the men burst through the door she held up twin uzi's and began mowing them down causing the men in the hallway to drop down. Discarding of the used weaponry she caught her breath before looking over her cover and holding her shot gun ready, the next wave of men ran in and taking her time she unloaded in different directions until her weapon was out of ammo. By that time she was down to two men and smirked as she laid waste to both with her pistol.

Exiting the room she headed upstairs and noticed there was only one door. Before she could grab the handle the door swung open and hit her in the face knocking her on her ass! Sitting up she was lifted by a large bellied man in armor who smirked and tossed her into a wall.

"Gotta do everything myself, didn't even get to finish my dinner." The man grumbled in annoyance before making his way towards the woman in a bloody tiger mask. She had lost her pistol and decided to play cat and mouse with the man until she could come up with a plan. catching a few glimpses of the room which he had come from she noted a shot gun and decided to get around him before taking it! He was only a few centimeters from grabbing her ankle but had no luck as she took hold of the shot gun and blasted off one shell into his chest! The man stumbled back before catching his breath unto which he received a hard tough right hook to the face.

Regaining his balance he had a hand around her throat only to be shoved back once more by another shot gun shell. Finally the woman put one more into him before he fell, jumping onto his chest the tiger masked woman began to slam her fists into his face until she could no longer feel his pulse. Taking a breather the woman got off of the now dead man and patted her chest before catching the sight of a woman in her underpants crying into a pillow. She was blonde and covered in bruises, it was weighing heavy on her heart as the blonde haired woman locked eyes with her and began pleading for her life.

Removing the mask and keeping they're eyes locked together, Lapis slowly made her way to the hysterical blonde who was barely able to lift her arms in an attempt to fight back only to be lifted bridal style by Lapis and getting blood all over her panties.

"Please... don't k... kill me." The blonde woman sobbed. Lapis made it to the car and gently placed the blonde into the passenger seat before covering the scared woman with her jacket. On the drive home Lapis was calm, feeling comforted by another's presence completely ignoring the palm trees and drinking in the sounds of the snores right next to her. Cutting off the engine she carefully lifted the still sleeping woman up the flight of stairs and quietly opened the door pretending her neighbors weren't looking incredibly scared of her current outfit. The door closed and she made her way to the bed where she tucked the sleeping woman in and left a change of clothes on the counter.

Resting upon the couch Lapis undressed and simply switched her television to a cartoon channel in hopes of quickly finding rest. She slept peacefully that night, no nightmares, no dreams, no pain. Awaking the next morning she was surprised to see the blonde still there sitting across from her.

"Thank you for saving me... Can I stay here?" Lapis quickly nodded and for the first time in a long time gave a glorious smile. "Thank you, my name is Peridot."

"Lapis." Peridot returned the smile and giggled at the half naked woman in front of her. Lapis was happy to have a nice person in her life, maybe this would balance out all the murder she would do at night. Maybe this would be the start of a great friendship!


If you've played the first game you know what happens to Peridot. Tony is my favorite mask btw ha ha, hope you enjoyed the one-shot!

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