Dynamic Duo
-Part I-
"UlquiHime"
Written By Arienna
She could only stared at the crescent moon with that sad and lonely look of hers. Inside that big and spaced room she inhabit, Orihime couldn't help this feelings of afraid and loneliness. The only person she could talk with is Ulquiorra alone, and that's limited on meal time only. That's why, even though she fears him a little bit, she too, looked forward to their meeting since he's the only one she could talk to.
"Hmm... I wonder what's Tatsuki-chan doing at the moment...?" the next thing she knew, she started talking to herself. "Has she eaten yet? I wonder... if she misses me...?"
Orihime got up from the couch. She began to grow bored of lying motionlessly like that, ans she was thinking of walking around her room--yet again.
But suddenly, something turned her frozen.
A small brown-coloured creature with some kind of white wings ignorantly walked freely on the wall. It wagged it's wings for a moment before walking freely again.
Orihime's face turned pale. "Eeeeeeeeh... is-n't t-t-hat...?"
Without any warning, the cockroach flew directly to Orihime's face.
"Eeeeehhhh!! Tsubaki!!"
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Ulquiorra was puzzled by the unusual level of noise inside Inoue Orihime's room. He was busy beating up Grimmjow's real life size action figure when he heard the commotion. And that's why he's marching down the hall to her room at the moment, looking irritated. And he have to admit that he's quite surprised when he opened the door, only to find almost all of the things in that room has been sliced into some pieces.
"This is..."
"Koten Zasshun! I reject!!"
He once again startled by the sudden dash of light--which comes from his right side. He glanced upon his left side and found a cockroach-hollow, seemingly dead as its body has been cut into two by Inoue Orihime's Shun Shun Rikka.
"Explain, woman," he turned his sight directly to Orihime's face--who's kneeling on the floor, "what in the 'God's Most Sexiest Creature' had happened here?"
She was trying to catch her breath, "Hhh.. hh... not in the human world, not in Las Noches, that creature exist everywhere!!"
"..."
While still kneeling, Orihime inhaled and exhaled a deep breath and started to explain what just happened. She was frightened by that cockroach because it suddenly flew towards her face, so she spontaneously activated Tsubaki. But that creature always managed to flee whenever Orihime launch her attack. So in the end, she had to use all of her efforts and willingness to kill it so she would feel safe again, and she managed it just now.
"...I see. So that's what happens..."
"So, Ulquiorra-san..." Orihime continued, "you should be ashamed of yourself!! I know you took a liking with everything that had to do with 'trash', but please consider your Guest's comfort!! Especially if that Guest is a woman!!"
"..."
"And you should provide Orihime an Insect Poison, just in case. You don't want this building to be sliced apart, do you...?" she said with a threatening voice.
"..."
And that's just one of the many days Ulquiorra spent with Orihime. The show is just starting...
"Um, Ulquiorra-san, are you intending to throw away that cockroach's corpse...? Hey--stop staring at it! It makes me sick--aaaaaaaaacckkkk!!"
The scene Orihime just watched was Ulquiorra, putting the dead cockroach into his mouth and swallowed it right away. He then turned his body, ignoring the freaking out Orihime behind, and told her to clean up this mess before lunch.
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A/N: My... first attempt to actually write a multi-chaptered story. Hehehe... one of my couplings which I think would make a very interesting progress if they paired up with each other... XD
