Decepticons: The Musical

Decepticons: The Musical!

"Starscream, Don't!" Megatron pleaded as he was pushed from his ship.

"So long, "Almighty Leader"!" Starscream said evilly.

"Why did you do that!?" Lugnut asked.

"Because… I feel evil. Oh so evil. I feel evil like weevil in lead! Evel Knievel cannot hold a candle to me! I feel cunning oh so cunning. I'm so cunning, I'm gunning your ship! And your running. 'cause you don't want to beee hit! "

50 million years later

"Hello Starscream!"

"Megatron!?"

"Mega-mega he's our bot if he can't do it…"

"SILENCE!" Starscream barked.

"Starscream, starscream he's our bot if he can't do it GOOD!" Blitzwing sang.

" First you were afraid, you were petrified. 'Kept thinking how I'd kill you with my big gun by my side. And I spent so many nights just thinking how to kill you… wrong! And I grew strong. And I learned how to catch 'em all! And now I'm back from outer space. I just flew in to find you here with that nice look upon your face. I should have changed your stupid. I should have shot you in the knee. If I'd know for just one second you'd be alive to bother me. Go on now go. Fall on the floor. Just turn around now. 'cause your not gonna live no more. Weren't you the on who tried to hurt me with your gun? You thought I'd fumble. You thought I'd lay down and die! Oh not I! You won't survive! And as long as I know how to kill, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live. And I've got all of earth to kill. You won't survive. You won't survive, ha ha! It took all the strength I had not to fall apart. Kept trying hard to mend good pieces of my broken arm. And I spent oh so many nights just living sorry in my health. I almost died. But now I fixed my head up high. And you see me. My body new. Your still that chained up little person that I always knew. And so I felt like dropping in and just expecting to be me. Now I'm saving all my weapons for someone who's 'noyying me! Go on now go. Fall on the floor. Just turn around now. 'cause your not gonna live no more. Weren't you the on who tried to hurt me with your gun? You thought I'd fumble. You thought I'd lay down and die! Oh not I! You won't survive! And as long as I know how to kill, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live. And I've got all of earth to kill. You won't survive. You won't survive, ha ha!" And with that, Megatron hit Starscream with his handsaw and shot hit in the head.

"The blades on a saw go round and round. Round and round. Round and round. The blades on a saw go round and round all on a horrible morning!" Blitzwing sang.

"I am dead. Oh so dead. I'm as dead as the wood in a bed. I am dead 'cause I was shot in the head!" Starscream sang as he died.